Friday, January 3, 2003

Five Ways To Kill A Man Comments

Rating: 3.5

There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man.
You can make him carry a plank of wood
to the top of a hill and nail him to it. To do this
properly you require a crowd of people

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Edwin Brock
COMMENTS
Bill Gates 28 October 2020

Your dad sucks these nuts and it feels goodah!

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fat 25 July 2021

ye i know it feels good

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nottellingyoumyname 02 July 2018

this is not my type of poem and it has been done before, that doesn't mean it is bad though

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Byju v 09 June 2018

It is black humour at its best

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Luke Desmond 05 April 2018

This poem is bad and I think it sucks

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Luke Desmond 10 September 2019

yah same I aegree

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JOHNNY Deep 30 October 2020

Nah, I think your dad is better is better at sucking my

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Stephen W 23 April 2014

Pseudo-clever, but untrue.

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Anil Kumar Panda 23 April 2014

aha...what innovative ways! ! ! Love the way to put them so cleverly.

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Francie Lynch 23 April 2014

Lonliness has always been a killer. In spite of all our commumication gadgets.

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Addy Adenawo 23 April 2014

Civilization is our doom...

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Manonton Dalan 23 April 2013

lol... technology kills a man.

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Jacob Broderick 08 April 2013

I have huge biceps, as I go to the gym everyday and drink musashi

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Jacob Broderick 04 April 2013

ehhh wook who it is, ehhhh ehhh ehh

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Jacob Broderick 04 April 2013

OMG! this is sooo right, i am very pleased with this.... I honestly think he is speaking the total truth about what is happening to society

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Mark Bell 23 April 2012

Yes Edwin I agree..., it is a slow and painful death, but they are headed that way by the droves. But isn't it so inconvenient to die?

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Kim Barney 11 January 2017

Dude, you are talking to someone who died in 1997!

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Evelyn Morgan 23 April 2012

Very well written. The title pulls you in and you keep reading to find out more until you get to the totally unexpected ending. Does this mean we are slowly killing ourselves?

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Evelyn Morgan 23 April 2012

Very well written. The title pulls you in and you keep reading to get to the ending with its unexpected conclusion. Does this mean we are slowly killing ourselves?

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William Jackson 23 April 2012

Intriguing poem. I like the organization and that you start with the heart of the matter, the death of christ, and move through man's madness spiraling ouIntriguing poem. I like the organization and that you start with the heart of the matter, the death of christ, and move through man's madness spiraling outward into the thick of life across the eons.tward into the thick of life across the eons.

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William Jackson 23 April 2012

Intriguing poem. I like the organization and that you start with the heart of the matter, the death of christ, and move through man's madness spiraling outward into the thick of life across the eons.

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Manonton Dalan 23 April 2012

why can't i comment here

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Manonton Dalan 23 April 2012

what really kills a man is not here?

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Calico Jack 23 April 2012

Wow this is terrific. It i so smoothly written and the message comes across so well. The little twist ending is just perfect.

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