Nick John Whittle

Rookie - 264 Points (29/07/1972 / Manchester)

For Whom Christmas Won't Come (A Seasonal Parody) - Poem by Nick John Whittle

‘Twas the night before Christmas in the small provincial town, soulless and starless with a dank reputation for brawls, bare bottoms and bakeries.

Not a creature was stirring except Jack the monstrous crow-black cat perched high on La Cuff Hill with a dead mouse in his mouth and small bell under his chin, for good measure. And Mr and Mrs Plum the loneliest of lonely who sit in their car on the very same hill and wait and wait with stirring anticipation for no-name lovers to bring them a small glimpse of windy pleasure. To this end, Mrs Plum hangs her stockings from the rear view mirror.

Look. See the houses in the estate sleeping darkest before dawn, with their dead lawns and pushbikes nibbled by foxes. Some children are nestled snug in their beds, in the jelly-filled, wide-hipped certainty that their every whim and wish will soon be served hot and sugary. And in the muffled, dull dreams and kiss-me-quick-resentful-lace-curtained-bedrooms of their parents, single and otherwise, we hear the rustle of the eiderdown and rhythmic peel of the coil sprung mattress as mama in her kerchief is again drenched in disappointment.

Tomorrow she will take out her frustrations on Facebook.

Listen. On Cherry Walk, a baby cries colicky and awakes its red-raw mother who convinces herself that the nighttime wake up is a blessing, yet all the while dreams of tissues from a box infused with Aloe and a sit-down, slap-up meal.

Ivor Mallory, fidget, smoker (retired) chokes on his left lung and dies unseen in the middle of the open-plan, fitted-kitchen-melamine of his 1950s rented semi. A quarter of a million built in one year and not one with a damp proof membrane, he murmurs, before settling down to the final long winter’s nap. An Ashman by trade, he leaves behind three salbutamol inhalers and a house fit for refugees. His funeral will be held on Tuesday.

Soon, after the baby is fed and put back to bed we hear above the once more cotton-quilted, silk, black-talcum-covered night a quiet, whispered voice, which can only belong to one not long deceased:

“Remember me, my dears.”

And then we watch as Ivor Mallory departs out of sight to the great heave-ho dustbin in the sky leaving us in the dawn twilight with the tick-tocking of the clock of humanity, sounding out for all the other people for whom Christmas will not come this year: The fishers, the farmers, the nurses (not the doctors) , the undertakers, the soldiers in their rat-a-tat bunker, the seamen in their salt deep Davy dark submarine, the sick, the poor, and up on Mill Street, the young policeman’s widow, reaching over for her husband, tall-as-the-clock-tower, taken from her all too soon.

Topic(s) of this poem: christmas, death, gratitude, hope, memoriam, sadness, thoughts

Form: Prose Poem

Poet's Notes about The Poem

A Christmas parody with thanks to Moore and Thomas and dedicated to the brave police men and women around the world tragically killed in active service.

Comments about For Whom Christmas Won't Come (A Seasonal Parody) by Nick John Whittle

  • Chinedu Dike (12/24/2015 12:38:00 PM)

    Lovely tribute to brave warriors of peace and order, who put their lives on the line for betterment of humanity, well articulated and insightfully penned in heightened poetic diction with conviction. A beautiful memorial indeed. Thanks for sharing Nick. Please read my poem MANDELA - THE IMMORTAL ICON. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, December 10, 2015

Poem Edited: Monday, December 14, 2015

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