Her Ex-Boyfriend Poem by Randy McClave

She told me how truly that she hated her ex
He was always full of cowardliness and vex,
His children were bratty and also spoiled
With tantrums they were both always embroiled.
He had no backbone she said at all
He had not even one usable ball,
To his children he was always scared to raise his hand
Because his ex-wife, was still in command.
She told me she hated him with all of her passion
For him there was no more love or even compassion,
Even though he is now an exiled ex-boyfriend
Feelings of hate and disgust to him she will always send.
She talks also about her ex-boyfriend's ex-spouse
How she rules and controls him and also his house,
She should be riding on a broomstick she has many times said
You look at her and you instantly get sick and feel dread.
His daughter she exclaims is also very slutty
One day she'll be a man's usable and cheap putty,
His son is also an immature and an obnoxious lad
And as she said, he's just like his dear ole dad.
She has told me this story over and over many times and again
And every time she ends her sermon, I scream out an amen
She hates him and his family more than any other person hated
If it were up to her, her ex boyfriend and his family would all be hell fated.

Randy L. McClave