Alexandre Nodopaka

Freshman - 993 Points (1940 / Russia)

How To Kiss An Ass Goodbye. - Poem by Alexandre Nodopaka

Oh my G-d what have you done
and done me in
real good this time.

Such compliments I do not deserve
yet gleefully accept.

Now I have to either live up
or never write anything below
the above mentioned script
because from a distant eastern shore
this man's echo said for us to break out
some Muscovite spirits.

But mind you he said it to me
in a foreign tongue (it's all Yankee to me)
and that some of my writing
came from my ass though he
diplomatically qualified it as fine art.

I correct his opinion and inform him
that when I first began the afore
mentioned writing I was sober
and upon the middle of the bottle
I became an ass and it is that other
denizen who with the brown of his
excrement wrote the lyrics linked to me.

And though this man claims neither
nobility for him nor to possess any blue
blood, he said to me that the sad Marquis
(the one imprisoned for lewd poesy)
was no relation to him and unless the
donkey was his and that it or his blood was
brown, he had nothing to do with it.

Believing neither being, both being full
of bull including yours truly I thanked him
for his time and virtually kissed his ass
good bye.

Topic(s) of this poem: poem, pome

Form: Prose Poem

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, November 12, 2015

Poem Edited: Sunday, December 20, 2015

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