Dr. Sakti P. Chakravorty

I'M No Celeb

I'm no celeb
Candidly pee on way side.

I can sing vesper before
Swarthy brute buffalo.

I can drive recklessly
With high blood ethanol.

I' can violently dab
Public kiss to a he chimpanzee.

I can flutter my tongue sermon
Stupidly to reluctant fountain.

I can undress my lingerie
Under morose moon.

My fiancé as he wants
Can booze my boobs.

I can't be buried with gosh
Without brain like MJ.

I've no ante-mortem fine slicing
Of my bathing bare body
In tennis locker room.

I've no sad postmortem for
My enigmatic death to boost
Adrenaline hype for my fans.

I can't be studied microscopically
By the lurid press
For my sadism to frigid fiancée.

I've no paparazzos' tele-lense eye
For lapping gloss hard copy
For page three like dying Dina.

I don't die in luxury of solitude
In loneness of Monroe Marline.

I've no gourmand kin rivalry
To grab my left fortune is any.

But can die as
Unrecognized person
It's my grandiose I pamper in.

I'm no celeb
Am I not proud glib?

Poem Submitted: Friday, July 10, 2009
Poem Edited: Thursday, September 12, 2013

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Comments about I'M No Celeb by Dr. Sakti P. Chakravorty

  • Jen Capaldi (10/28/2009 9:44:00 PM)

    you may not be a worldly known celeb but i agree with Mr. Rams, you seem to be one here with us on PH.: -) they say we all get our 15 minutes of fame but your poem allows you to be a celeb every time it is read. a very interesting and thought provoking poem, there seems to be many underlying tones withing your very creative narrative. has a great flow and some great lines.10+++ my friend!
    Jen

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  • Louis RamsLouis Rams (10/26/2009 6:22:00 PM)

    well apparantly you're a celeb on ph
    and this one is the topper.

    a ten

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  • Seema Chowdhury (10/26/2009 7:23:00 AM)

    nice flow and message conveyed through this poem.

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  • Ency BearisEncy Bearis (10/25/2009 1:55:00 AM)

    interesting poem..very creative use of words and presented well....10

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  • James MclainJames Mclain (10/23/2009 5:59:00 PM)

    it is seemingly though..
    it is clear it flows across...iip

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  • Joseph Poewhit (10/23/2009 5:35:00 PM)

    Some like it hot & others just watch. Us poets write about it. - though the gold is luring

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  • Carol Gall (9/3/2009 12:51:00 PM)

    indeed you are love your use of words they flow across the page 10

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  • Shashendra Amalshan (8/31/2009 7:22:00 PM)

    heh! ! heh! ! ! !
    This is very nice to read.. exhilarating poem...
    you kept me interested through out! ! ! ! !

    On the hand, there is lots to analyze in this poem too.. in that sens good food for thought..
    nice.. deserves more than ten

    cheers
    shan

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