Tom Priestley


I Made A Mistake - Poem by Tom Priestley

I sat with a drink as that beer shit brewed and I lifted up my right cheek to fart
But I made a mistake, it felt like a velvet hand been removed from a glove
As I rushed to the bathroom and unloaded on the unassuming porcelain seat
I wiped
Using half a roll of a dead tree
And proceeded to the bedroom to change my trousers
An hour later I felt the same surge and taking no chances I rushed to the bathroom only to realize the humiliation of hearing an echo of air reverberating in the void

Topic(s) of this poem: bio, humorous, poem, poetry

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Comments about I Made A Mistake by Tom Priestley

  • Dr.tony Brahmin (2/18/2016 11:56:00 PM)


    only to realize the humiliation of hearing an echo of air reverberating in the void

    the last sentence is very revealing. thank you for such ideas. it will open the eyes of the reader especially the young ones. thank you. tony
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Poem Submitted: Sunday, January 31, 2016



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