Ceri Louise Baylis

Rookie - 230 Points (06.03.1985 / North Wales)

Its Finally Here You've Now Turned Thirty……... - Poem by Ceri Louise Baylis

Time to grow up behave like an adult now
get away with anything in twenties somehow
But now a year older that milestones been reached
30 years old time to join the scrapheap
Its better to be over the hill than under it
how old are you now? not easy to admit
Not to worry though hun your not on your own
As im 30 too with me you can let go and moan
One step closer skidding towards the grave
Now knowing that its time you must behave
Looking forward to having wrinkles all around
And the sound of your boobs dragging on the ground
Coz gravity isn't kind to those past 30
Not believing anyone again will be flirty
Luckily enough there's Botox for the cracks and push up bras
And wheelchair access in motor cars
But don't let it get you down, don't feel blue
Because im right there aging more so than you.
Its now your day and time to celebrate
So have a happy birthday to you on this date

Topic(s) of this poem: birthday

Form: Rhyme Royal or Rime Royale


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Poem Submitted: Saturday, January 16, 2016



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