Jim's Child -Molester Rehab Poem by james d nall,jr

Called a radio station just the other day
Quickly they realized I had something good to say
The subject was child-molesters, how they could be cured
I told them of my solution, how they could rest assured
Jim's child-molester rehab was open for business
My treatments guaranteed, they'll never regress
See we don't cater to their wants, their needs
Instead in their minds we plant one single seed
Castration doesn't work, niether do drugs or counseling
Believe it or not we only use one proven thing
So, bring 'em on over to Big Jim's place
We'll take 'em off your hands and put 'em in their place
My treatment is simple, cheap and effective too
For the rest of your life, they won't bother you
Some people say its cruel others do not
Actually most believe its the best treatment we got
Bring one by, You'll see what we do to the bum
It only takes one to the temple, from my.44 magnum



I did call a radio station in orlando told them about my rehab and the call boards went crazy. people were going to bring them to me!