Hubert Wilson

Rookie - 62 Points (Too long ago / Albert Pike Hospital)

Jimmy Don Clyde: Soldier And Accidental Porn Star - Poem by Hubert Wilson

Nary a person in all of Evol County could reckon
Any reason for military service for him to beckon?
Intractable Jimmy Don Clyde just plain did not like being ordered around.
Verily the most bull-headed person in the whole town.
Even told his own kindergarten shadow in a verbal blow -

'Stop copyin' me, ' he would loudly crow.
Mental giant he was not.
Answering in class the date of the War of 1812 - he forgot!
Leering at him secretly in the high school gym shower,
Loquacious teenage girls were in awe of his statuesque manly tower!

Taken with - and by - a female Army recruiter,
Over and beyond the call of duty, guillible Jimmy Don she did tutor!
Way beyond sensually aesthetic -
Notably surpassing even the gifted Olympian athletic!

Personal all night artistic intimate sessions
Reached countless new pleasurable digressions!
Impressed so with his natural physical art.
Video taping clandestinely his unique body part!
Astounding was his unparalleled talent even in his sleep.
Talking to him softly caused a rise in a manner most steep!
Enchanting even more -

Wantonly her tossing his favorite extra large donuts would become lore?
Hoping to wake him from his deep slumber,
Over and over flew ONTO his solitary masculine number!

Missing not once in this taped game of provocative ring toss.
Over only after her donut supply she did exhaust!
Regrettably Jimmy Don was sent off to Army basic training.
Eventually after reassignment, her tears stopped raining.

Told to prepare for rapid deployment,
Held back in storage was little but her tapes of singular enjoyment!
Accidently sold months later in a garage sale -
Noteworthy was buyer's glee as he sold DVD copies everywhere by email!

Massive orders for extra large donuts became the rage!
Every adult seemed interested - regardless of age!
Arms of retirement home residents were injured by the score!
Surprisingly all wanted THOSE donuts - and that something more?
Under the frantic demand, bakeries faltered - and then just broke down!
Responsible was unknowing Jimmy Don and his DVD of questionable renown!
Exploitation of Jimmy Don soared by many an internet writer,
Deemed the ultimate - BOTH a lover and a fighter!

Under circumstances most shady -
Private Jimmy Don Clyde became a confectionery aide to a thrilled First Lady!

? 84437 Dollars to EXTRA LARGE donuts - or vice versa?


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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Poem Edited: Friday, February 25, 2011


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