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Jimmy Don Clyde: Soldier And Accidental Porn Star

Nary a person in all of Evol County could reckon
Any reason for military service for him to beckon?
Intractable Jimmy Don Clyde just plain did not like being ordered around.
Verily the most bull-headed person in the whole town.
Even told his own kindergarten shadow in a verbal blow -

'Stop copyin' me, ' he would loudly crow.
Mental giant he was not.
Answering in class the date of the War of 1812 - he forgot!
Leering at him secretly in the high school gym shower,

Loquacious teenage girls were in awe of his statuesque manly tower!
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