John Yamrus

Just The Facts, Please... - Poem by John Yamrus

no purchase necessary
void where prohibited by law
just add water
plus shipping and handling
must be 21 or older
limited to two per customer
4 easy payments
and call within the next ten minutes…

i walk downstairs,
open up the refrigerator,
grab a beer
and slowly drink it down.

even empty,
the can
is cool in my hand
and i sit down
in front of the tv
and fall asleep
heavy machinery.

Comments about Just The Facts, Please... by John Yamrus

  • (10/25/2007 11:26:00 AM)

    There is a guy here on PH. who would love this poem. Fannison where are you?

    My kind of write too. Love Tom Waits and his 'Step Right Up' this is along those lines.
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, October 25, 2007

Poem Edited: Tuesday, April 19, 2011

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