“king Bri! ” He Croaked.....[humor/Humour; 'Love'/Sex; Inter-Species Relationship; Fairly-A-Tale; Medium; Inspired By A 'Friend'] Poem by Bri Edwards
“king Bri! ” He Croaked.....[humor/Humour; 'Love'/Sex; Inter-Species Relationship; Fairly-A-Tale; Medium; Inspired By A 'Friend']
NO lowly frog ‘prince’ am I, my dear,
but a KING! Have I made that clear! ?
AND I’m not so lonely as you may think,
as little female frogs lead me to the brink …
of sexual ecstasy each and every night,
AND please don’t tell me I’m not right!
You are a human gal, and I’ve not had one,
but together in my Bog kingdom we’ll have fun.
Solitude is not good for you, oh no, SO ….
come visit me at the bog. I’ll start slow.
I’ll clasp you good with my suction cup feet,
and my long frog tongue will be your treat.
My croaking may have caused you ire,
but once we’ve started, you’ll never tire …
of my froggy friendliness. I’ll be your sire,
and satisfy your ever-wished-for desire.
I’ve made room for you on my lily pad;
it ain’t the Ritz, but it ain’t so darn bad.
You nearly guessed my secret, my dear,
but I’m NOT a ‘prince’. Let’s both be clear …
on that subject!
You’ve promised me a kiss and I’ll submit,
as long as, when you kiss, you swap NO spit.
We’ll rule the bog, together hand-in-hand,
and create frumans to fill all the Bog land.
For certain, as you think I was a cute tadpole,
I’ll let you in on a secret which gave me the role …
of KING around this glorious, though muggy, bog,
and made me the Big Daddy of each new frog.
Perhaps, my dear, you learned in biology class …
that tadpoles start with a tail …..near their ass,
and as they grow the tail fades away somehow,
but with ME it just moved a bit and grew like WOW!
[Unlike the other male frogs in this here bog,
I’ve got a friendly froggy-cock, near as big as a log.]
So, come my dear, enter my Kingdom; don’t be shy.
Tonight we’ll dine on worms and for dessert: FLY!
i hope you enjoy(ed) it (the poem) . bri :)
p.s. 'cock' does NOT refer to a rooster, and 'ass' does NOT refer to a horse's relative.
It took me a few moments to figure out 'frumans'. I checked the dictionary first, then it hit me. Frog + Human = frumans. Oh, what a busy little froggy you have been, especially with your unusual anatomy, LOL. Very entertaining, enjoyable and nice rhyming. ' I’ll be your sire, and satisfy your ever-wished-for desire. ' Would this sound better as 'every-wished-for desire.'?
Darlene, Darlene, you are missed (by me anyway) on PH. Here is 'wishing you well'. bri : )
Wow, I LOVE this, MY POEM. Would you believe that I've now got fruman grandkids? ? ? I call them Tad(pole) 1,2,3,4, ......59, and 60.
In my Poet's Notes, I believe the 'wonderful gal' was Lorraine (aka Lora) Colon, a fine poet and friend here, alas no longer active here, but I believe still alive, MAYBE IN THE BOG?
Another decent 'frog' poem is A Talking Frog ~, by PH poet M. Asim Nehal Sunday, from June 18,2023. Does it sound 'familiar' to you too? bri : )
What a froggy you are Bri! Though bawdy, I cannot help reading this poem a second time! Perhaps this is one of your most 'outrageously humorous' poems! So you are going to be sire to countless 'frumans'! Frumans.... I suppose is your coinage! My croaking may have caused you ire, but once we’ve started, you’ll never tire … of my froggy friendliness. I’ll be your sire, and satisfy your ever-wished-for desire.............. Very interesting lines! How can I award you less than 10 for making us entertained so much!
Oh, Valsa, my sweet child. Of course I miss you, though I've heard of/from you via our mutual friend (who is still here,8 years later, Bharati Nayak. : ) bri aka eagle eye, or was it hawk eye?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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If there was any doubt that you are a nut (not a tree offering) , it has been removed.: -)
Kelly Kurt! Another name missed on PH since 'the changes' of a few years ago. ; (