Tyler Durden

Rookie (1/23/1988 / Ukraine)

Laced Up Princess - Poem by Tyler Durden

What a beautiful goddess,
What a gift from above.
The moment I saw you,
I tripped into love.
I stood there in awe,
Without seeing a flaw.
My jaw simply dropped,
While you chewed on your straw.
With your beautiful blond
patches of hair,
You fell asleep standing up
without any care.
While your red torn up nightgown
blew in the breeze,
A tooth fell out
with miraculous ease.
One sock was red,
One sock was blue,
Your one eye looked at me
and I knew that I loved you.
With your nails,
Some missing,
Some broken,
You picked at your crotch
right in the open.
After all of my staring and gazing,
You finally spoke to me and it was amazing.
You asked me for crack,
So I took you back
to my love shack,
Where we both got wacked.
You fucked me,
You sucked me,
Till I fell asleep,
Leaving me with crabs,
For nine and a half weeks.

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  • (9/30/2007 1:24:00 PM)

    So much for the Princess part, huh? : P (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, September 30, 2007

Poem Edited: Tuesday, April 12, 2011

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