Herbert Nehrlich 2

Rookie (04-10-1943 / Germany)

Limerick C - H - Four - Poem by Herbert Nehrlich 2

There once was a curly-haired tart,
she was trying to capture his heart.
When he squeezed her for fun
on the left lower bun
she let out a malodorous fart.

This big fart formed a cloud in the sky,
turning green like fresh Rhubarb Chunk Pie,
all the oxygen was
due to Warnbrugger's Laws
taken up by a carbon but why?

C H FOUR is the primary gas,
that escapes from a sapiens ass,
Yet each H likes to link
to an O in the blink
of the sound as the gas comes to pass.

So the methane comes out where it finds
a new world quite removed from behinds.
Then each H may attach
to the tempting round snatch
and molecular union sure binds.

Said the chemist, this strange proposition
is as silly as circumcision,
when an H targets O
it would certainly know
that it causes not love but abscission.

Comments about Limerick C - H - Four by Herbert Nehrlich 2

  • (2/14/2010 8:59:00 PM)

    Haha, the limerick is genius. It won't get better than this. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, February 14, 2010

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