WES Vogler

Gold Star - 83,866 Points (May 3 1930 / Vancouver BC Canada)

(limerick) Fie, Noah Webster - Poem by WES Vogler

Websters wife caught him kissing a neighbour.
I'm SURPRISED, sir. Is this, then, love's labour?
No, dear, he admonished,
I'M 'surprised', YOU're 'astonished'.
He received the effect of her sabre

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Topic(s) of this poem: funny, infidelity, marriage, people

Form: Limerick

Comments about (limerick) Fie, Noah Webster by WES Vogler

  • Kelly Kurt (1/9/2016 5:03:00 PM)

    Yes, various extremities could have been detached with a saber. Much more painful than being struck with a small drum.: -) (Report) Reply

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  • (1/9/2016 1:43:00 AM)

    'No, dear, love's dead, ' he said
    and fell down dead
    from a swipe from her sabre.
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    Wes Vogler (1/9/2016 8:45:00 AM)

    good morning Douglas .. be sure to check out My Name Is Louise
    He received the effect of her sabre. .... would do....ta

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, January 9, 2016

Poem Edited: Saturday, January 9, 2016

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