WES Vogler

Gold Star - 78,920 Points (May 3 1930 / Vancouver BC Canada)

(limerick) Heavens To Betsy - Poem by WES Vogler

Epidermal discomfiture (itchiness)
May promote evil symptoms of witchiness.
You could treat it with balm
As you try to keep calm,
Failing this... YOU COULD SCREAM WITH A BITCHINESS!

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WES Vogler

Topic(s) of this poem: funny, people

Form: Limerick


Comments about (limerick) Heavens To Betsy by WES Vogler

  • (6/9/2016 11:07:00 AM)


    I get one every seven years... Oh, ouch.. right on time. Excuse me while I go for a scratch

    Tom Billsborough
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    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (6/9/2016 12:55:00 PM)

    I list this one on my resume as a limericist

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  • Valsa George (1/21/2016 2:41:00 AM)


    This is indeed a funny limerick! Being itchy can drive one crazy! A 10 (Report) Reply

  • Jayatissa K. Liyanage (1/12/2016 1:31:00 AM)


    Give little room for stinginess, at the end. Everything should be alright....... Nicely crafted. (Report) Reply

    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (1/12/2016 1:40:00 AM)

    Jayatissa (another new name for me) thank you for your visit.

  • Alice Perfect (1/12/2016 1:06:00 AM)


    this poem caused abdominal twitchiness! (giggling) (Report) Reply

    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (1/12/2016 1:38:00 AM)

    I reclaimed this one from earlier to get people to read it. I guess putting up 20 a day was a mistake

  • Kelly Kurt (1/12/2016 12:44:00 AM)


    neither remedy works for me. I back up to a corner of a wall and wiggle : -) (Report) Reply

    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (1/12/2016 1:37:00 AM)

    Kelly, I presume you are a girl, I thrill to your admiration thank you so much. I am 85 but you can reach me at.......

  • Amit Kumar (1/12/2016 12:21:00 AM)


    its brilliant! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

    Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (1/12/2016 12:26:00 AM)

    Thank you Amit. Give us a rating please

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Poem Edited: Friday, May 13, 2016


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