WES Vogler

Gold Star - 83,866 Points (May 3 1930 / Vancouver BC Canada)

(limerick) I've Maybe Had Too Much To Drink - Poem by WES Vogler

(imbiber approaches middle-aged lady at the bar)

'I've maybe had too much to drink.
You're STARTin' to LOOK in the pink.
Now WHERE did she GO?
Will some ONE in the know,
Please HELP me (hic) out of the sink?

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Topic(s) of this poem: drunk, funny, violence

Form: Limerick

Comments about (limerick) I've Maybe Had Too Much To Drink by WES Vogler

  • Kelly Kurt (1/8/2016 12:27:00 AM)

    I've never been that drunk but I may not have been trying hard enough.: -) (Report) Reply

    Wes Vogler (1/8/2016 1:05:00 AM)

    I will write a poem of my drunken fight as a youth. A half breed got his butt kicked because I was awoken and his knife taken away from him. My dad was a professional wrestler and taught us how to defend ourselves.5 ft 10 175 lbs (me ... then)

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, January 7, 2016

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