WES Vogler

Gold Star - 80,275 Points (May 3 1930 / Vancouver BC Canada)

(limerick) Police Stations Down At The Pier - Poem by WES Vogler

The toilets have been stolen, I fear,
From police stations down at the pier.
What a distraction!
Oh such inaction!
They've nothing to GO on, I hear.

(please rate this, mate)

Topic(s) of this poem: funny, people

Form: Limerick


Comments about (limerick) Police Stations Down At The Pier by WES Vogler

  • Stuart Munro (8/16/2017 5:08:00 PM)


    In England we have no toilets, they've been closed down to save money, , for foreign aid, to build toilets in Africa
    Which is fair enough, , , , , we British carry bags, , , , , holding a bottle and a poop scoop, , , , in case you get caught short
    While out shopping, , , near hedge surrounded supermarkets, , , , handy to dive into lol
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  • Bri Edwards (3/4/2017 4:40:00 PM)


    ok, per your request (you said please; my mom would be proud of you) i shall rate this: 10 (Report) Reply

  • Bri Edwards (3/4/2017 4:38:00 PM)


    did you hear? i'm taking poems for my/our monthly showcase, without asking! ! ! BUT if you don't want this in a showcase just let me know and i'll remove it from March 2017's.

    no crappers for the coppers! ! ! ! what a dilemma.

    if they were London bobbies, they could use their helmets.

    nice one!

    bri :)
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  • Paul Brookes (12/1/2015 2:34:00 AM)


    Very funny on of the best limericks I've read in a long time still laughing Thanks for brightening up this very wet day Sun is now shining in my heart (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Poem Edited: Tuesday, December 1, 2015


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