Mass Murdering Bunny - Poem by Ash Skandarsky
Say nothing, nothing at all,
You told me what I wanted to hear,
Now I can settle all of my worse fears.
Now I know it’s you I can call.
I only wished to apologize,
Don’t worry I don’t mind.
You are a great person I could never change you,
Even though you have your hair dyed somewhat blue.
You and me act just alike,
I never wanted to start a fight.
Just to ask you if you can,
What do I do? What lies at hand?
Bret made me this way,
I never was the jealous type,
My rage was always at bay.
It’s cause I loved him with all my might.
I want to be rid of him and his awful whispers,
Inside my heart it whimpers.
I just need help with this heartache,
And stop this evil heartbreak.
Do you remember the note when he asked you out?
All the things he said I knew all about.
See I wasn’t mad at you
It’s him and his eyes of blue.
Because I felt that way about him,
Still do now, I’ll take the bow.
I know he’s lost, and I’ll admit he was my heart’s boss.
He had it on a tight string, I know that’s a bad thing.
But I just want you to know I want to be your best friend,
Forever and ever till the very end.
Yeah the girls I hang with do try to change me,
But the guys they just let me be.
So I know how you feel I hate when girls act like that,
It’s like they force you with all their CRAP!
But I’m not saying I hate them just that they could see,
That I’m not the girl they want me to be.
When High school hit, I thought, “This is it
All my friend would be gone.”
And we would lose the special bond.
Bret made feel safe and cared for,
that was all I thought, but there was more.
I guess I was wrong about that jerk,
And I tried to be a flirt. That didn’t work all my hopes were burnt.
But you are important to me,
Can’t you see?
It’s not you I hate; it’s the guy I used to date.
I want to start over no more lies or fibs,
Cause rumors start and we both lose are whims.
Yeah what I wrote was bad, but I was really mad.
Sorry again I ruined your life, by saying I’ll stab you with a big bladed knife.
I did think very negative, but you ended up still living!
And your still breathing right? Better make sure.
OMG! I don’t feel a pulse, oh wait just an alarm false.
Yeah laugh it’s supposed to be funny, okay think of a cute black mass murdering bunny!
Get him Steve go! Yeah! Woo! Well I have to go get the gun so…
BYES LOVE YA MUCH! Tell me if I made such a fuss. Okay?
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