My owner is called Lindsey and is ever so mean
Last night I sat and watched her eat her very last bean
She was teasing me cos she gave me no tea
She waved it in my face and was laughing at me
It was Friday night that’s why I’d not been fed
She was using all her money to go out instead
Oh I’d be fed tomorrow no doubt about that
I would be left with her chinese leftovers not fit for a rat
She thinks it’s my favourite but I’m not a fool
Still I eat it all up and try to act cool
Then I run up the stairs to spit it out
But she is right up after me to give me a clout
Oliver that’s your favourite food
Well it’s the nastiest thing that I’ve ever chewed
Now get down those stairs and stay out of my way
You can stay in your basket for the rest of the day
Later she says Oliver you poor little cat
I’m sorry for clouting your head like that
Come into the kitchen and I’ll get you some dinner
I can’t believe my luck I must be onto a winner
Then she brings out this tin and I try not to weep
Because it’s that disgusting muck she gets ever so cheap
Now what will I do because I’ll be ill after that
She places it before me and gives me a pat
I look at the food with utter dismay
And use it instead as a litter tray
I run out the door which is open now
And I’ll never go back to that stingy old cow
Beautiful, Donna...I agree with Robert Beck...I love your style - 2 aspects which I love and do not find often at poetry websites: clever use of the persona and irony...
Love this poem and a lot of your others. You have a knack for stories, rhyme and flow, it's called talent.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Beautiful rhymes add to your poem's story...great!