Victor Bloom

Prostate Troubles - Poem by Victor Bloom

Teetering on uncertain legs
I totter to the toilet.

It’s dark;
I don’t turn on the light.

I sit and ponder my fate,
Waiting for release.

I have an over-distended bag
of waters which do not void.

There is a tight stopper,
Preventing me
From doing
What would otherwise
Come naturally.

Comments about Prostate Troubles by Victor Bloom

  • (2/25/2006 5:26:00 PM)

    A light hearted look at a serious subject. (Report)Reply

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  • (3/21/2005 11:58:00 AM)

    More information than most people want to hear. But gotta give you credit - it's an orignal topic. (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, March 21, 2005

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