Kelly Kurt

Gold Star - 201,556 Points (1/14/1958 / Cedar Rapids Iowa)

Sarah Palin (Limerick) - Poem by Kelly Kurt

When her maker was handing out brains
He must have been cleaning out his drains
When he filled in her head
Hairballs went in instead
(A theory that partially explains)

Topic(s) of this poem: life

Form: Limerick

Comments about Sarah Palin (Limerick) by Kelly Kurt

  • (1/24/2016 10:20:00 PM)

    (A theory that partly explains)
    Why were going down the drains.
    (Forgive me, couldn't help myself)

    Did you see Tina Fey's spoof of Palin and Trump on Saturday Night Live?
    It's worthwhile, believe me!
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    (1/25/2016 1:29:00 AM)

    Oh yes, she was absolutely incredible! At first I thought it was Palin herself, she sounded exactly like her and the rhymes were so hilarious I couldn't even stop laughing the second time around.
    Well, at least there are a few good entertainers around if nothing else, as the Country Drowns.

    Kelly Kurt (1/25/2016 12:38:00 AM)

    I saw it on You tube. Fey nailed it.

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  • Savita Tyagi (1/24/2016 7:13:00 PM)

    Hahaha! What will we do without wits of poets like you! thanks for sharing. if you want little light heartedness you may read my limerick- -my first one! (Report) Reply

    Kelly Kurt (1/25/2016 12:37:00 AM)

    Thanks, Savita. I love lightheartedness.

  • Souren Mondal (1/24/2016 6:10:00 AM)

    Hairballs there must have been, she is quite affectionate about weird hairs for sure!

    On a side note, if the Republicans eventually go for the legendary Donald Trump, you guys will surely have a presidential nominee with the craziest hair I have ever seen in my life, apart from his utterly bigotic view on everything from Muslims to Homosexuals to whatever the hell there might have been progressive.. These two dumba***es - Trump and Palin, are surely the among the most ridiculous Republicans I have read of in my life.
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    Kelly Kurt (1/24/2016 2:59:00 PM)

    What the rest of the world must think of this country! Most of our candidates are fools, bigots, hypocrites and corrupt as hell.

  • Lyn Paul (1/23/2016 4:08:00 PM)

    The support this man is getting is like a cartoon. Money can buy almost anything. Ms Palin may regret this one day.
    Nearly gagged on the hair ball.
    Thank you
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    Kelly Kurt (1/24/2016 12:14:00 AM)

    It is beyond funny and past scary that this person was ever taken seriously

  • Spock The Vegan (1/23/2016 2:28:00 PM)

    Good one. The question is will Trump fall for it.
    I have some political poems in process.
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    (1/24/2016 10:24:00 PM)

    Kelly, your reply is just absolutely incredible! You summarized the whole ridiculous, dangerous political show in these so true sentences

    Kelly Kurt (1/24/2016 12:20:00 AM)

    The republicans are absurd enough (I claim no party affiliation) without this absolute moron stirring up the mindless right wing constituency. The media should boycott her. Michelle Bachman, Cruz, Santorum, Rubio and Carson are big enough idiots without having Palin chime in like a 12 year old after dental anesthesia.

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, January 23, 2016

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