Sebastian Seal

Rookie (Novosibirsk, Siberia)

Seal Pup - Poem by Sebastian Seal

[This poem was written especially for me by my very kind owner. He tells me that it expresses the intellectual ability of a grey seal and the wish that I can travel to exotic locations, never go hungry, and live in quiet peace.]

O seal pup, O seal pup,
You never suffer hiccups.
Your intelligence is astounding,
Your wisdom is confounding,
Get lost, get stuffed, and shut up!

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  • Kim Barney (2/1/2015 3:12:00 PM)

    Very funny.
    I was attracted to this poem because I have one with the same title.
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Poem Submitted: Saturday, February 13, 2010

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