Donna Saphier

Bronze Star - 2,466 Points (02/07/1968 / UK Manchester)

She-He 18+ - Poem by Donna Saphier

I met a mad man
His name was rick
He asked me for sex
But he had no dick

So we talked for a while
I was under his spell
So we gave it a try
And all didn't go well

He did climb on top
We tried top and tail
But still no penis
On that we did fail

He let me look closely
To see what was there
No erect penis
Just lots of dark hair

I noticed a slit
He then said I'm a girl
My head was messed up
I was all in a whirl

I said, Oh My God
As I gave him a shiner
And said you've no penis
Just a big large vagina

He said my name's Alice
As he gave me a smile
I got up and got dressed
And then ran a mile

So just be careful of this man called Rick
He's really a woman and trying to trick
Ladies like me who love a good rugger
o watch for the hard faced, cheeky, bugger.

Topic(s) of this poem: humor

Form: Rhyme Royal or Rime Royale

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, September 11, 2019

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