Yen Cress

Rookie (3/9/43 / San Francisco, California)

Snow White's Unveiling - Poem by Yen Cress

They call me Snow White,
And they say I'm 'Just right! '
I'm known for my pure pulchritude.
Those Dwarfs thought they knew me;
They thought they saw through me;
But the truth is, I'm not such a prude.

Doc Wilde wrote a verse
Some may think is perverse,
He says Jiminy Cricket is lewd!
That he peeked through the bushes
To admire ladies' tushes-
But Doc Wilde is the one who is rude!

No please don't be harsh-
What Jim does in the marsh
Is between him and the ladies he woos.
Doc knows what went on,
In the swamp before dawn-
Why wasn't he home in a snooze?

Now I'm not going to say
Doc's not right in a way-
Jim's a horny young thing, it is true!
I was with Jim that night,
And I'll swear by the light
Of the moon-we sure burned up that bayou!

Dedicated to Doc Wilde, with love!

Comments about Snow White's Unveiling by Yen Cress

  • (10/15/2007 7:58:00 PM)

    Controlled and clever.. and what is more, highly amusing.

    But now I know the characters are real, I want to know more!

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  • (10/11/2007 6:19:00 PM)

    This is truly funny. What made it funnier are the real characters (I know these brilliant poets) involved. (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, October 4, 2007

Poem Edited: Tuesday, April 12, 2011

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