David Darbyshire

Rookie (6/11/54 / Darwen England)

Talking Pooh - Poem by David Darbyshire

I asked my friend
What do you call Cow PooH?
He said: Flap, or Cow Flop
I asked my friend
What do you call Horse PooH?
He said: Horse apples or Balls
I asked my friend
What do you call Rabbit PooH?
He said: Rapido Raisins
I then asked him
What is the capital of China
He did not know the answer
I said then to him
All you can talk about is Sh*t

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, November 10, 2005

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