The Craigslist Killer V1 Poem by Ramona Thompson

Note-Dark fiction only!

Darn!
I can't believe I let my chance pass away like this
I had it
Right there in my hands
Cheaper, faster and a whole hell of a lot messy than an expensive divorce
It would have have been over in mere minutes
All these years of misery wiped away
Without anyone else ever having to know

Lucky for that tramp I married
I'm not quite that much of a cold hearted jerk....yet
She just better remember however
Next time I might not let her off so easy
Next time I might not turn down the offer of a hired killer
So if she knows what's good for her
That gold-digging little witch will start watching her trailer trash back

I loved her once
Really and truly I did
Until she started acting up
Speaking out and talking back
Refusing to be a good wife
Refusing to stand by silent while I indulged my carnal desires elsewhere
Sad but true
She slowly became the screw I came to hate

That's my story
Rich, old man brought down by his greedy much younger wife
What I built
She seems to seek only to tear down
Again and again and again
Every chance that nasty little whore gets
Gets me to thinking as I write this...

If ever another craigslist killer should come along.....

2009 Ramona Thompson