Friday, January 3, 2003

The Lion Comments

Rating: 3.6

If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill

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Spike Milligan
COMMENTS
Anevil10 11 January 2021

Very good poem it helps us to survive a lion good

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Suryendu Chaudhury 14 October 2020

The note is one of both humour and satire.

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Mehta Hasmukh Amathalal 27 October 2019

NICE POEM.. CLEAR 10 God sees the reason the efforts and the dedication of a person life is very much open for us to create a beautiful scene Hasmukh Mehta .poemhunter

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Mahtab Bangalee 26 October 2019

act- you are dead before the killer ruler you'll be safe! ! ! ! Acting (flattering) saves from the tyrant ruler! ! !

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Dr Antony Theodore 26 October 2019

Lay on the ground quite still Pretend you are very ill Keep like that day after day.. very interesting.. tony

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Anil Kumar Panda 26 October 2018

Hahahaha..really! ! That is a very nice suggestion. Funny and entertaining. Enjoyed.

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Denis Martindale 26 October 2018

Purrhaps the lion won't! My lion poems are based on the wildlife artist Stephen Gayford's painting titles... You can search poemhunter for Stephen Gayford to find hundreds of these wildlife poems.

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Adrian Flett 26 October 2018

Spike Milligan's special way of tickling our funny bones.

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Tom Allport 26 October 2018

A good advice poem of what to do if attacked by lines? ....well written

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Mahtab Bangalee 26 October 2018

pretense, sometimes, help to save own life /// great

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Rajnish Manga 26 October 2017

Quite an amusing poem. By the way, I will take care in a similar situation. Thanks a lot.

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Rose Marie Juan-austin 26 October 2017

The poem is pure amusement but beautifully penned.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 26 October 2017

Attack of lion is symbolized but poet has humorously spoken many things here. This is a brilliant poem shared here..10

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Dave Froberg 26 October 2017

You have to love his humour.

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Subhas Chandra Chakra 26 October 2017

A nice sense of humour in a beautiful poem. Thanks poet.

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Anil Kumar Panda 26 October 2017

Very sound advice. Now I really like to be near a lion. Short and sweet.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 26 October 2017

Beautiful poem on humour and fun with nice advice.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 26 October 2017

Beautiful poem with humour and advice. Interesting to read.

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Tom Allport 26 October 2017

a humorous poem with good advice lines? ............well penned Sir Spike

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Geoffrey Fafard 26 October 2017

Oh Spike....You were the stuff writing legends were made of...!

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