Maddy Jones

Rookie - 127 Points (March 2nd,1988 / Kennewick, Wa)

The Mess Of A Man - Poem by Maddy Jones

Meet a man,
A man named Harry,
He's in need of a shave,
And it's quite scary,

He's got hair on his chest,
Hair on his back,
Hair on his ass,
And hair in his crack,

He leaves hair on the soap,
Hair on the floor,
Hair every place,
Including the store,

Harry, dear Harry,
Do something, please,
Your hair retains odor,
And you reek of cheese!

Look at your cat,
What will you do?
Your cat's hairballs,
They're the hairs from you!

No hope, it seems,
For your hairiness,
It'll just regrow,
So live in your mess.

Comments about The Mess Of A Man by Maddy Jones

  • Raw Terminology (8/22/2017 1:40:00 PM)

    Oh, dear Harry
    what will you do?
    your hair is too much
    a mess, it is true.

    Oh, dear Harry
    hairy no doubt
    scary when in
    and on your way out

    all kinds of hair
    that covers your body
    fine and coarse
    a mixture and blend
    seems no beginning
    and even no end

    Harry's a mess
    a mess with no comb
    and I simply give
    my best to Miss Jones ;)
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  • (11/21/2006 9:57:00 PM)

    This poem is one of the funniest poems I have ever read! It's awesome Maddy Jones! You're a good poet! Is there any other poems you wrote that are on the website? ? ? ?

    U ROCK!
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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, February 14, 2006

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