Francis Duggan

The Old Bloke With Heaps Of Money - Poem by Francis Duggan

The old bloke with heaps of money was buried yesterday
Yet for his funeral services and his burial the town charities will pay
For all the money that he had by him hidden away
At least a couple of million so those who knew him say.

He never fathered children he never had a wife
Earning money and hiding it was his great joy in life
He did not trust the banks at all so his millions he did hide
And of where his hidden fortune is the secret with him died.

He lived in a one bedrooom basement apartment he paid the cheapest rent
And he saved as much as he could save he never wasted a cent
In his very early seventies he died quite suddenly
The millionaire in money who died in poverty.

The old bloke with heaps of money was the meanest one in town
To be the town's greatest miser was his claim to renown
None ever sang his praises since praise he was not due
And where he hid his millions not one does have a clue.

Comments about The Old Bloke With Heaps Of Money by Francis Duggan

  • Oilibheir Álain Christie (11/19/2014 11:32:00 AM)

    This one I like. ;) (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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