Reece Kaye

Rookie (Norfolk 'n Goude)

Tips For A Woman's Safety And Survival (Or An Exercise In False Bravado?) - Poem by Reece Kaye

Women, women, women.
The enigma of our lives.
So much more understandable
Before you were our wives.
Accused as being thoughtless
When there’s proof how much we think.
We kindly bought those square toed shoes
To get you closer to the sink.
To think we let our bodies join
By use of our sacred isthmus
You’ve soon forgot the steam iron
which I got you for your Christmas.
Take all of your good advice.
You know where you can shove it!
Now get back on your knees ya bitch
Go on. You know you love it!
I am a man above all men
No chick will ever cause me strife
(I’ve written this under a sued on him,
For god’s sake, please, don’t tell the wife.)

Comments about Tips For A Woman's Safety And Survival (Or An Exercise In False Bravado?) by Reece Kaye

  • (4/13/2007 8:40:00 AM)

    Men, Men, Men! have they not yet learned while we wear the square toed shoes and stand at the sink, we gaze out of the window sending sign language to the man next door that you will be out, and to come round in 20 minutes hahahahahah..very funny write! (Report) Reply

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  • (4/7/2007 11:34:00 AM)

    I once bought my ex a wonderful chair for Christmas. She hated it and wouldn't let me plug it in.
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  • (3/30/2007 4:19:00 PM)

    Amen to that, Brother! (No seriously, I'm praying for you, and that Anna won't do what she said she'd do!) -chuck (Report) Reply

  • (3/30/2007 1:06:00 PM)

    I'm so going to find out your wife's email address and send this to her ;)
    Anna xxx
    PS Re: the title - it's definitely the latter!
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  • (3/30/2007 9:26:00 AM)

    No wonder you wrote it under this name! ! LOL! ! Scared of women are we? Tee Hee! I forbid any man to ever buy a woman an iron for christmas! ! ! Tooo bad! Though this was an amusing poem, no less! HG: -) xx (Report) Reply

  • (3/30/2007 9:17:00 AM)

    you're the king of the castle (only when she's away) . funny poem, and true!

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Poem Submitted: Friday, March 30, 2007

Poem Edited: Wednesday, February 9, 2011

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