Trying To Get Some Booty - Poem by THE CROW

Laying in the bed
With my girl last night
Trying to get some booty
But she's putting up a fight

She said 'Leave me alone
and let me watch my show'
But you know I can't stop
When I'm good to go

Well I slide up behind her
And poke her in the ass
There's a commercial on
So I gotta move fast

I rub it back and forth
And stroke her with my hands
And she never sees the end
Of the Kardashians


Topic(s) of this poem: love

Comments about Trying To Get Some Booty by THE CROW

  • Kumarmani Mahakul (9/22/2017 6:56:00 PM)

    Fun giving wonderful and wise humor is expressed in this wisely penned poem really. Love amazes mind ever...10 (Report) Reply

    The Crow The Crow (9/22/2017 7:14:00 PM)

    I'm a slave to the booty.
    Thanks Kumar

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  • (9/22/2017 11:43:00 AM)

    This is a very funny and humorous poem. Hopefully that wasn't one of the best episodes of the Kardashians. (Report) Reply

    The Crow The Crow (9/22/2017 7:13:00 PM)

    She might have missed the best of the worst. When I complain about the crap she watches, she brings up my UFO shows. :)

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Poem Submitted: Friday, September 22, 2017

Poem Edited: Tuesday, December 12, 2017

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