Sammantha Altebaumer

Rookie (Febuary 27th,1995 / Jay Oklahoma)

Twelve Days Of Christmas (Its Very Vulger) - Poem by Sammantha Altebaumer

On the twelfth day of Christams,
my true love sent to me...
Twelve dweebs dweebing,
Eleven pricks pricking,
Ten ladies a-leaping,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight men a-milking,
Seven sperm a-swimming,
Six girls a-laying,
Five vibrating rings,
Four calling Bi***'s,
Three french whores,
Two turning dildo's
And a prick in a pear tree!


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  • (3/8/2010 11:24:00 AM)


    lol i loved this.........it was hilarious (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, December 16, 2009



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