Why Sports Make You Fat Poem by Alexander Julian

Why Sports Make You Fat



You watch TV.
You're watching sports.
You're watching "other people" do exercise on TV.
That is, you're watching other people do exercise.
And you're fat.
Those "other people" do not lose your weight for you.
I've got an idea!
Do you want to lose weight?
Fine.
Stop watching TV.
Stop watching sports.
Stop watching other people do exercise.
And, when you're ready, EXERCISE!
You need to exercise.
You don't always need to watch "other people" do exercise.
You can exercise all by yourself.
Why are you watching "other people" exercise?
Watching sports is not exercise.
Come on!
YOU can exercise.
Stop watching other people exercise so often.
Are you just going to sit there and lose weight from other people?
No, of course not.
So start now.
Exercise and be healthy.
And stop getting education you don't use.
You probably know sports enough already.
Do you know how to walk?
Do you know how to talk?
Do you know how "to chalk"?
Okay, I made that verb up.
But you get the point.
EXERCISE! ! !
Exercise, damn it.

Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Topic(s) of this poem: sport,sports,youth and sports day,game,games,baseball,basketball,football,philosophy,thinking,wonder,question,curiosity,meaningful,health
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