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Baby Needed A Pee - Poem by David Darbyshire

We were driving along the bay
My girl friend really needed a pee
I said go over that way
Squat down behind that tree

Coming form a very good family
Baby had never done it before
But she needed to go so badly
She nearly did it on the car floor

As she came out for behind the big tree
And stood in the long grass looking free
My darling looked so beautiful
Still pulling her pants up after the pee

All refreshed and joyful
She ran to hold me
Darling seemed so grateful
And all she did was pee


Comments about Baby Needed A Pee by David Darbyshire

  • Rookie David Taylor (5/13/2007 10:22:00 AM)

    Hmmm yes it does seem that we have plan routes by distance to the next WC! (Report) Reply

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  • Rookie Ted Sheridan (5/13/2007 9:11:00 AM)

    You might as well go on and marry Baby because if you can write something about her taking a leak...then you are really too far gone and in love.... (Report) Reply

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