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Chocolate Ice Cream. - Poem by Simon Gowen

I've met a kinky lady,
I can't reveal her name.
But she has introduced me to,
The chocolate ice cream game.

She covers me in ice cream,
Some sprinkles and some juice,
She ties me to the bed post
I really can't get loose!

It tickles when the cream melts,
And runs down to my tummy.
I can't believe she loves this game,
I really find it funny.

But Ice cream is her weakness,
If she see's it on the telly,
We go and have a foursome
Cos she brings in Ben and Jerry!

Crushed nuts, juice and sprinkles,
My bedding is a mess,
If she keeps on eating ice cream
I'll be dating ten ton tess!

I bought the Karma Sutra,
And I asked what could we try,
She turned around and asked me
Can we do a Ninety Nine?

Now you may find that funny,
But she really had me shakin'
Cos you could hear me scream for miles
When she tried to push the flake in! ! !


Comments about Chocolate Ice Cream. by Simon Gowen

  • Rookie Heather Wilson (5/6/2012 4:04:00 PM)

    Wonderful, wonderful, so clever I`m now going away laughing so much it hurts. (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 7,568 Points Valerie Dohren (5/2/2012 1:13:00 PM)

    Love it Simon, very funny and a little risqué! ! (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 10,701 Points Dave Walker (1/21/2012 5:42:00 AM)

    ha ha love this one. really great. (Report) Reply

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