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Christmas - A Despatch From The Battlefield Of The Heart - Poem by Michael Shepherd

Christmas is a-comin’ – but
this goose is gettin’ thin…

why do I feel I’m in the dock
of some unauthorised court of moral judgment
with the prospect of spending New Year
in some condemned cell of
personal opinion remarkably similar to
a Dickensian prison now electrified in just one wing…?

Forget the whole giving-presents thing – that’s
relatively simple – it’s those bloody
Christmas cards. Sent yours yet?

I’m with the angels on this one –
peace on earth and goodwill to all, uh,
persons… I’m fully paid up on
this one – so – can we stick with that?
or do we have to prove it with
a ready-printed message once a year?

It’s Christmas, dammit – maybe my year-round goodwill
is equalled by the whole other lot of you out there?
in which case, can we just take that as read,
a universal love-in on a level playing field?

It’s the subtext – ‘I’ve forgotten your personal existence
all the year, but look – Goody Two-Shoes is sending this
to show you up – and I’m posting it
so late that short of posting in the press
one of those announcements that say
‘This year Mr and Mrs Smith are sending
a donation to charity in place of the many Christmas cards
they would have sent to their many friends…’ – or
a postcard,
‘Now we’re back from our Antarctic trip,
Happy New Year! ’ you’re too late to reply…’
which means?

Or there's the subtext
'We're sending you a very
religious card with just the faintest hint that
although you may not have noticed it
when we had that blazing row
across the fence which has
simmered on all year, nevertheless
we're really more - well, everything -
than you bastards - however
this puts us, spiritually,
one up...'

‘Darling, Christmas cards – who sent us one
last year? ’ – say no more…

‘No, we hadn’t quite forgotten you
in case you thought we had, and
I bet it’s mutual? ’ cards, tastefully
designed, be more fun? or

'Why should we even know your
name and address if we
hadn't once thought you worth loving and
if so, why should that change? '

I reckon one acid test for those you love
is, only think of sending cards to
those you’d think of phoning on
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day – and then,
do just that – no need to send a card as well?

Oh well, any excuse to say, I love you.. especially
if we mean it...

so, anyone who reads this (apart from those
who only read to check whether they’d
sent us one too) –

If an individual can claim to share
that universal love which, do we need reminding,
should live our lives for us all the year round,
please feel my universal love
blazing, blazing, towards you…

…‘what’s that, darling? Oh yes, I suppose
we’d better send them one, in case
they think we’d forgotten them… which evidently
we had, hadn’t we…? ’

Have a happy holiday and
a loving New Year full of peace

No really I mean it

Comments about Christmas - A Despatch From The Battlefield Of The Heart by Michael Shepherd

  • Rookie rustam (12/26/2018 9:28:00 AM)

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  • Gold Star - 14,038 Points A. Madhavan (12/23/2015 9:49:00 PM)

    I too have tried to write poems, prose and verse (with scanned syllables and proper end rhymes
    and fractional 'internal rhymes'): I tried humour too, but did not raise many smiles, only one or
    two scoff-laughs. I think it is harder to write straight prose than iambic or other beats or even
    blank verse. Perhaps this 'Despatch' could be presented to the Card-weary bard-teary readers.
    Wish all friends a happy Year ahead. (Report) Reply

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  • Veteran Poet - 1,721 Points Ernestine Northover (12/13/2005 3:32:00 PM)

    Why is it Michael, that the ones you cross off your list, are the first cards you receive in the post. Horrendous isn't it. Somehow you can't seem to shorten the list. One family we try so hard to lose, always phones us on Christmas Day, and talks, on and on and on. We argue as to who is going to talk with them. Shudder! ! ! ! ! ! Very good poem though, it's so true, and yet we are all held to ransom by these bits of paper. Love Ernestine XXX (Report) Reply

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  6. 56. The Mistletoe (A Christmas Tale) , Mary Darby Robinson
  7. 57. The Christmas Goose , William Topaz McGonagall
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  9. 59. Christmas In Australia , Victor James Daley
  10. 60. (729) Christmas Gift To All , Melvina Germain
  11. 61. On Christmas Eve , William Wilfred Campbell
  12. 62. Christmas Antiphones , Algernon Charles Swinburne
  13. 63. No Christmas Tree Where It Should Be , David Keig
  14. 64. A Christmas Fancy , Robert Fuller Murray
  15. 65. First Sunday After Christmas , John Keble
  16. 66. A Christmas Gift. , Geoff Warden
  17. 67. (708) Joy Of Christmas , Melvina Germain
  18. 68. (725) Christmas Treasures , Melvina Germain
  19. 69. Christmas Presents , Uriah Hamilton
  20. 70. A Christmas Eve , Victor James Daley
  21. 71. ’tis Christmas Eve , Dr. A.Celestine Raj Manohar ..
  22. 72. A Christmas Without God , David Keig
  23. 73. Christmas Part 1 - Christmas Tree , David Harris
  24. 74. The Christmas Homes Of England , Caroline Hayward
  25. 75. Juleaftenen (Christmas Eve ) , Henrik Wergeland
  26. 76. "Christmas Thoughts&Quot; , Harold R. Fishel
  27. 77. Christmas , Marchette Chute
  28. 78. The Christmas Tree , Robert William Service
  29. 79. A Christmas Letter From Australia , Douglas Brooke Wheelton Sladen
  30. 80. For Christmas Day In The Morning , Anonymous Americas
  31. 81. The Trapper's Christmas Eve , Robert William Service
  32. 82. Once Upon A Christmas Day , Joseph T. Renaldi
  33. 83. Christmas Tears , Lee Degnan
  34. 84. True Meaning Of Christmas , Eugene W. Miller
  35. 85. A Christmas Hymn , Alfred Domett
  36. 86. 1007 Father Christmas - Christmas Father , John Knight
  37. 87. Second Sunday After Christmas , John Keble
  38. 88. Christ Lives On.(It's Christmas Day) , Charles M Moore
  39. 89. Christmas Day , Paul Moosberg
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  41. 91. Christmas Even , Mathilde Blind
  42. 92. Christmas Together , Mary Nagy
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  44. 94. Christmas Magic , Marjorie Foster Fleming
  45. 95. Christmas , Abigaile Housemans
  46. 96. Christmas Part 3 - Christmas Day , David Harris
  47. 97. Sad This Christmas , Donna Nimmo
  48. 98. Something About Christmas , Joseph T. Renaldi
  49. 99. I Won'T Be Home For Christmas , Charles M Moore
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