Funny Poems - Poems For Funny
Poems about funny. You can read the best funny poems. Browse through all funny poems.
Big Wig Pub...Chaotic Funny Rub - Poem by saadat tahir
Damn the skirt that had me fell.
Never drool at bawdy damsels,
have a way with magic spells.
Turn you topsy and do pell-mell.
Darn, twisted foot that had me bent.
Showed my behind, a strategic rent.
Blithely swaying, her hand she lent.
In a hoarse report my airs were vent.
Poof! She mocked'n touched her lips.
Shifted weight to jiggle her hips.
Looked I up in an awkward gaze.
Allowed my self a feigned daze.
Hush I gawked at the straining zips.
Torso taut and wow! Jutting tips.
Saw me feast and tossed her head.
Woosh! There went, a tangle of red.
Silence fell as everyone looked.
Oh me gosh, now she's booked.
Mere stubble, on a balding crop.
Without her wig, what a flop!
Devious eyed, I eased my ‘self'
So did, all the gnomes and elf!
By this time, the crowd was near.
Shifty eyes now showed her fear.
Amid loud hoots and raunchy jeers.
Leather boots and bubbling beers.
Woe be gone and half in tears.
Stomped her feet and showed her rear.
(Vintage 1996…from files)
Comments about Big Wig Pub...Chaotic Funny Rub by saadat tahir
Poems About Funny
- 51. Big Wig Pub...Chaotic Funny Rub , saadat tahir
- 52. Funny Bone , Simon Gowen
- 53. Funny , La Que Escribe Poesia
- 54. Funny Things (Fun Poem 89) , David Harris
- 55. A Sister And Her Mister (Funny) , Poet of the River
- 56. A Funny Side , Hasmukh Amathalal
- 57. Funny Features , David Darbyshire
- 58. Poet A And Poet B: A Funny Poem , Raj Arumugam
- 59. Being Funny , gershon hepner
- 60. Funny , Dwayne Earle Gordon
- 61. Isn'T It Funny , Brianna Trombley
- 62. Money Money Funny , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
- 63. Grade 9 English Project - What Makes Lau.. , Matt Rappolt
- 64. Exposing My Funny Side , Terence George Craddock (Spe ..
- 65. Donuts (Funny) , Sarah Sisson
- 66. The Funny Little Fellow , James Whitcomb Riley
- 67. Funny Signs...Again , elysabeth faslund
- 68. Not Funny! (For Lyn) , Dónall Dempsey
- 69. Today’s Funny World , Dr. A.Celestine Raj Manohar ..
- 70. My Funny Man , Josephine Chifundo Likoya
- 71. I Am Funny , RIC S. BASTASA
- 72. Funny? , Patrick 'the pyropoet' littr ..
- 73. Time Is Funny , Missy Lynn
- 74. I Find It Kinda Funny , Tizzy Barion
- 75. Isn'T It Funny? , Maryam Khan
- 76. Funny Jock , Otteri Selvakumar
- 77. Funny... But Not , Sasha Julia
- 78. Funny, Girl. , Michelle Tiddy
- 79. Idiom Or Idiotic Funny Words , Rajaram Ramachandran
- 80. Funny People , RIC S. BASTASA
- 81. 2008 American Presidential Election Poem.. , john tiong chunghoo
- 82. Isn'T It Funny , RebeccaSaphira Black
- 83. Funny Things That Happen. , margaret haig
- 84. You Think That's Funny , Charles Chaim Wax
- 85. This Funny Life. , Michelle Tiddy
- 86. The Funny Little Hats , Rhianon Cumner
- 87. The 'L' Funny Way... , VILMA XELIN
- 88. In God We Trust On Money? That's Funny! , Luke Easter
- 89. Funny Courts , cheung shun sang
- 90. Chemistry (A Funny Poem About Chemistry,.. , Lil Davis
- 91. Funny Things Tears , Nancy Handabile
- 92. Isn'T It Funny? , Cindy Tang
- 93. I Had A Funny Dream... , I wish i was as invisable as ..
- 94. Z(Haiku) Funny , Alice Cuenca
- 95. Funny Life , JOE POEWHIT
- 96. Funny Spell , Tess Gurney
- 97. A Few Funny Haiku , Ruth Walters
- 98. Funny , Tabatta Nunes
- 99. Funny Limerick Collection #1 , Mariah Williams
- 100. Lucky Santa! ! (A Funny Story) , Edwin Drood
New Funny Poems
- To The Man, Who Is The Culprit, Amulya Leona Noronha
- Monoku- 241 (Funny-Hole), SRIRANJI ARATISANKAR
- Monoku- - -240 (Fun- 3), SRIRANJI ARATISANKAR
- Monoku- - -237 (Funny- 1), SRIRANJI ARATISANKAR
- Monoku- - -226 (Money- 7), SRIRANJI ARATISANKAR
- Feeling Funny Sad, Binod Bastola
- Memories Of Madison And State Street, ART PAUL SCHLOSSER
- Funny- Everything, gajanan mishra
- I Saw A Funny Man, Peter Hall
- Extinction Is Forever, Joseph DeMarco
- carpe diem