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Golf Pro - Poem by Michael Philips

There are two types of people:
Those who play golf,
And those who recognize it
for the idiotic malpractice that it is,
that recognize it for the land wasting,
water guzzling, pesticide and herbicide
carcinogen drenched
leeching into the groundwater,
sanitized version of nature,
Bob Hope celebrity goofball,
mundane polo shirt and jackass slacks,
elitist, history of bigotry, racism, sexism,
and anti-Semitism, over-priced, over-rated,
time-wasting, posing-as-a-sport
moronic indulgence that it is.
I’m the first type.


Comments about Golf Pro by Michael Philips

  • Rookie Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler (11/14/2005 9:18:00 AM)

    i hate golf, but i play occasionally. oh, what hypocrites are we, Michael? great sense of humour in this one!

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  • Rookie Raynette Eitel (11/4/2005 9:15:00 AM)

    Michael, you expressed yourself well...but I don't believe a word of it. Sorry

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  • Bronze Star - 2,499 Points Uriah Hamilton (11/4/2005 8:35:00 AM)

    A super God Blessing for this one! ! ! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poems About Golf

  1. 1. Golf Pro , Michael Philips
  2. 2. The Golf Ball And The Loan , Robert Fuller Murray
  3. 3. The Golf Walk , Ellis Parker Butler
  4. 4. Golf Steals Our Youth , Norman Rowland Gale
  5. 5. The City Of Golf , Robert Fuller Murray
  6. 6. Ballade Of The Royal Game Of Golf , Andrew Lang
  7. 7. Night Golf , Billy Collins
  8. 8. A Perfect Golf Course Lawn , DAVID GERARDINO
  9. 9. Golf , Mr. Bean
  10. 10. Fore! ..... [golf; Sporting Accidents; .. , Bri Edwards
  11. 11. Golf , H H Rutledge
  12. 12. Perfect Golf , David Taylor
  13. 13. Golf Pride , Edgar Albert Guest
  14. 14. A Lesson From Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  15. 15. The First Rule Of Golf , Edgar Albert Guest
  16. 16. Golf Socks , Kim Barney
  17. 17. Besides Love, Sex & Fishing Men Need G.. , Tom Zart
  18. 18. For A Round Of Golf , Francis Duggan
  19. 19. This Crazy Game O' Golf , Frances Jaffray
  20. 20. Hole In One: Golf Legend Allure Strokes , Terence George Craddock (aft ..
  21. 21. Fishing Or Golf, Take Your Pick , William B. Booth, Jr.
  22. 22. Tryst On The Golf Course , Lillian Susan Thomas
  23. 23. Golf Widows , Elisabeth Anne Wingle
  24. 24. Is There Golf Course In Heaven , Harold R Hunt Sr
  25. 25. Golf Luck , Edgar Albert Guest
  26. 26. The Golf Links , Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn
  27. 27. This Game Of Golf , Aniruddha Pathak
  28. 28. Golf Te Breken , Madrason writer
  29. 29. Baseball, Football, Fishing & Golf , Tom Zart
  30. 30. Baseball, Football, Boxing, Fishing, Gol.. , Tom Zart
  31. 31. Resting After A Golf Game , Manonton Dalan
  32. 32. Crazy Golf And Aliens , Phil Soar
  33. 33. Baseball, Football & Golf , Tom Zart
  34. 34. British Open Golf 2016 (Senryu) , Govind Ramakrishnan
  35. 35. The Golf Writer (To Kevin) , Francis Duggan
  36. 36. Your Golf Playing Postmaster Father Was .. , Gert Strydom
  37. 37. The Goose Who Loved Golf , John F. McCullagh
  38. 38. Golf Of Course , Ima Ryma
  39. 39. Golf , Randy McClave
  40. 40. The Golf Cart , Jim Yerman
  41. 41. Mini Golf , Marshall Gass
  42. 42. Golf A Simple Game , Gabe Anderson
  43. 43. Golf Tees Lament , Larry Buddin
  44. 44. Golf , Ray Andrews
  45. 45. Frustration Personified This Thing Calle.. , Lynn W. Petty
  46. 46. Golf 'N' Me , Ray Feasey
  47. 47. Golf , Randy Sabados
  48. 48. It's The Golf Ball Or Me , Intensive KS1
  49. 49. Ode To Golf , Les Littleford
  50. 50. Hole In One(Golf) , Mike Birdscratch
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