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Golf Widows - Poem by Elisabeth Anne Wingle

It seems a waste of time to me
To hit a small ball, off a tee
But summer or winter
He misses his dinner
and that's a nuicence for me


Comments about Golf Widows by Elisabeth Anne Wingle

  • Gold Star - 59,952 Points Bri Edwards (9/25/2016 9:20:00 PM)

    nuicence...............this did not look 'right' to me. :) am i being one? ? [i see Wes already told you about this]
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    nui·sance
    ˈn(y) o͞osəns/
    noun
    noun: nuisance; plural noun: nuisances

    a person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance.
    an unreasonable landlord could become a nuisance
    synonyms: annoyance, inconvenience, bore, bother, irritation, problem, trouble, trial, burden; pest, plague, thorn in one's side/flesh;
    informalpain, pain in the neck, hassle, bind, drag, chore, aggravation, headache, nudnik
    I find these long journeys a nuisance
    antonyms: blessing
    Law
    an unlawful interference with the use and enjoyment of a person's land.
    noun: private nuisance; plural noun: private nuisances
    Law
    see public nuisance.
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    Wishing For A Different Outcome

    Perhaps, though I think your fine poem was in jest, .....
    you may now wish you'd just asked Play your best? , ....
    rather than pester him when he got home from golf, .....
    'cause now he's passed, gone, and way, way far off.....

    [But, if he was a religious man, he might now be play-.....
    ing with the rest of the angels, making a great lay-....
    up shot down the green, as God takes in the scene, .....
    though Mrs. God, 'on golf', has never been too keen.]

    As I tell my mate when she says: You eat too fast! ,

    I eat too fast, AND too much, 'cause it might not last!
    And when I am finally dead and from you departed,
    Hell will have so little food! ! No one there EVER farted.

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  • Gold Star - 59,952 Points Bri Edwards (2/25/2016 9:59:00 PM)

    another nice one, but wes beat me again! ! !

    della perry has Football Widow.

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    Golf Widow: Count Each Blessing!

    Each 'golf widow' should count her blessing...
    that it's with golf, NOT women, he is messing....
    with!
    Or with other men ['these days'] for that matter, ...
    other than at golf [or beer & peanuts, getting fatter]. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 75,970 Points Wes Vogler (1/15/2016 9:00:00 AM)

    Very nice limerick Elisabeth corr nuicence/nuisance
    not quitq a ten yet (Report) Reply

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Poems About Golf

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