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'Useless'..... [human Uselessness; Psychology; Useless Advice? ; Humor/Humour? ; Sort Of Short] - Poem by Bri Edwards

'Useless' can be a nasty word; it can make one feel just like a turd.
But, if you think about it, that's ABSURD. [It' just a word! ! ] …. 'Useless'
I suppose, at times, it's said in jest, or at a bothered mind's behest.
But you'd better never (it) believe, ‘cause if you do, you may be apt to grieve,
AND wish you‘d never ever been born, AND think of …..Mom and Dad with scorn.

You may be bald, deaf, or even toothless,
but NO ONE ever is …..COMPLETELY useless!
WELL ……NO, I'll NOT say …….some things that I 'could'.
They might hurt YOU and YOU. That'd be NO GOOD!
So keep deluding yourselves. Yes! YOU-be-RUTHLESS!
AND keep telling yourselves 'I'M NOT USELESS! '

(July 12,2014)


Comments about 'Useless'..... [human Uselessness; Psychology; Useless Advice? ; Humor/Humour? ; Sort Of Short] by Bri Edwards

  • Gold Star - 17,097 Points Francis Lynch (8/2/2014 8:37:00 PM)

    I believe in minimalism; so I strive to use less words as possible in my writing. (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 21,177 Points Aries Profanisaurus (7/29/2014 5:26:00 PM)

    Wouldn't say you're useless Bri and anyone who says you are can go do to themselves what the baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells wanted to do to Blackadder. Still, I like this poem well enough. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 99,343 Points Valsa George (7/28/2014 7:34:00 AM)

    You didn't tickle, but honestly gave a tilt! So very true.... never ever tell anyone that he is useless as that very word is USELESS......! Even if someone tells it, don't believe it or take it to heart...... Yes, Bri, there is always 'method in your madness'! (Report) Reply

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Poems About Humor

  1. 51. 'Useless'..... [human Uselessness; Psyc.. , Bri Edwards
  2. 52. Driving Freedom [honk...Hooonk! ! ]...... , Bri Edwards
  3. 53. Consider Yourself Lucky …. [things Cou.. , Bri Edwards
  4. 54. Any Man With Money Can Have One ....... .. , Bri Edwards
  5. 55. Guy In The Chair ....... [a Response To.. , Bri Edwards
  6. 56. /// Humor ***** Temperature , Rommel Mark Dominguez Marchan
  7. 57. /// Humor ***** Airplane Phlegm Tragedy , Rommel Mark Dominguez Marchan
  8. 58. /// Humor ***** Flying Kite , Rommel Mark Dominguez Marchan
  9. 59. /// Humor ***** Cool Politician , Rommel Mark Dominguez Marchan
  10. 60. Big Fat Cat Without A Hat .....[humor; C.. , Bri Edwards
  11. 61. Domestic Exorcism With A Baseball Bat..... , elysabeth faslund
  12. 62. Where Did I Put It! …… [humor; Advice .. , Bri Edwards
  13. 63. She Used Tight Security ... [chastity; .. , Bri Edwards
  14. 64. Shampoo In My Eyes...... [cleanliness;.. , Bri Edwards
  15. 65. My Mother Raised Me Better Than That... .. , Bri Edwards
  16. 66. Life Is Like A Stupid Joke...... [peculi.. , Bri Edwards
  17. 67. What's A Good Day For Bri? ... [inspired.. , Bri Edwards
  18. 68. Europe: Who Needs It? [as I'm About T.. , Bri Edwards
  19. 69. Clean Wit.... [limerick; Short (Duh!): .. , Bri Edwards
  20. 70. 'Stop Picking On Me! ' …..[ Man Meets Na.. , Bri Edwards
  21. 71. Divorce Proceedings...Part 1...(Humor) , elysabeth faslund
  22. 72. Bringing Back Memories Of... .....[hu.. , Bri Edwards
  23. 73. Crushed Cookies...... [humor; Short; Re.. , Bri Edwards
  24. 74. 30 Minute Allotment ... [very Short; Pe.. , Bri Edwards
  25. 75. Four Very Short Nature Poems....[pigeons.. , Bri Edwards
  26. 76. Just One Wife? No Way! .... [humor; Ve.. , Bri Edwards
  27. 77. How Am I? ..... [very Short; Humor; Ans.. , Bri Edwards
  28. 78. Bri's 'Forced-Visit' To The Finger Lakes.. , Bri Edwards
  29. 79. Salads? No, Thankyou! ..... [salads; B.. , Bri Edwards
  30. 80. Sally With Arachnophobia ..... [spiders.. , Bri Edwards
  31. 81. After Tears.... [food To Make Me Feel G.. , Bri Edwards
  32. 82. I Beg Her For Forgiveness..... [personal.. , Bri Edwards
  33. 83. Keep Me From Backsliding (With Fingers) .. , Bri Edwards
  34. 84. Passion: A Bite Or Two..... [an Unexpec.. , Bri Edwards
  35. 85. Tiny Breasts … [high School Fantasy,50 Y.. , Bri Edwards
  36. 86. Snake, Lawyer, Stick …… [divorce; Courtr.. , Bri Edwards
  37. 87. What Men Want In A Wife......[a Man's Vi.. , Bri Edwards
  38. 88. My Inglish Sucks - 2 …………… [english S.. , Bri Edwards
  39. 89. Bored? You Are If You...(Humor) , elysabeth faslund
  40. 90. Hoarse Red-Tailed Horse.....[short; Engl.. , Bri Edwards
  41. 91. Awake... Not Alert... (Humor) , elysabeth faslund
  42. 92. Six Legs... But Who Can See Them? .....[.. , Bri Edwards
  43. 93. Animal Husbandry...... [marriage; Humor.. , Bri Edwards
  44. 94. Ph: Humor: The God Machine , Brian Johnston
  45. 95. Loosiana Got Something Nobody Else Got.... , elysabeth faslund
  46. 96. (read Cuz Its The Only Humor Youll Ever .. , Leah Nunya
  47. 97. Cupid Needs A Spanking... (Humor) , elysabeth faslund
  48. 98. Living With Me Is Like Living In A Zoo! .. , Bri Edwards
  49. 99. Governor Brown’s 20% ….. [drought/Wate.. , Bri Edwards
  50. 100. Bloodmobile Blunder …… [blood: Donatin.. , Bri Edwards
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