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Still Boring, After Alllll These Years ..... [my Response To A Ph Poem; Retired, But Not Dead Yet! ; Retirement; Humor; Kinda Short] - Poem by Bri Edwards

I don't need nor do I want '20 years' more.
I've lived long enough; sorry if......I am a bore!
I admit it. I am a nature-watcher, now retired,
but today I saw nature with an x-rating-required!

I had gone to the store to buy wife a pineapple,
when I spied a young lady, whose breasts did grapple....
with a low-cut, clinging t-shirt, trying to escape.
I hope the other shoppers did not see....how I did gape.

Now I've lost track of what I originally meant to say...
to LifeZENtirety when with his poem i started to play.
It had something to do with my life since I was a child.
I think I was going to say that I NEVER was 'daring' OR wild.

(June 8,2014)


Comments about Still Boring, After Alllll These Years ..... [my Response To A Ph Poem; Retired, But Not Dead Yet! ; Retirement; Humor; Kinda Short] by Bri Edwards

  • Rookie Daniel Brick (6/15/2014 2:05:00 PM)

    JUVENILE SOULS... HAVE YOU HID YOUR WILD HEARTS? - that's the challenge proposed by your PH friend's poem Your poem in response certainly shows how easily the wild heart can be aroused in us old duffers, and perhaps more than the heart is aroused! But, hey, we're talking poetically here. But I still think whatever atavistic energy survives in us civilized people should be encouraged, and if a girl in a hardware store is the stimulus, bless her - she and the pineapple both stand for the unquenchable life force. Excelsior! (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 39,579 Points Poem By (6/9/2014 1:47:00 PM)

    N~ever daring, never wild left you old, boring and mild
    O~h, there is always more time

    F~or liveliness sublime
    U~nfettered by societal crime
    N~ever falter, always grab when presents a mamma bag

    ~~~~A few waves ~~~ Added to help a senior see, a message just for thee (Report) Reply

  • Bronze Star - 2,434 Points Noreen Carden (6/9/2014 10:31:00 AM)

    Nice one Bri I can just imagine you in the shop with pineapple in hand and all sorts going on in your mind. No doubt if Mrs Bri was there you would have got a slap (Report) Reply

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