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Tests And Homework And Quizzes And School - Poem by David Kulczyk

You know that if there was one thing,
That you could take from school,
It wouldn't be art or math or history,
It would be work.

Those ugly things you want to blow up,
and smash,
and burn,
and crinkle,
and rip,
and tear,
and throw out.

Those things that make you have to remember,
all the stuff you learned before,
and to study, study, study,
'till your eyes fall out.

“Oh, sorry I wasn't paying attention”
'Did we learn this? '
never helps when the test monster gives you the paper, And wishes you well.

But you know she doesn't mean that.
She doesn't want us to do good,
she just wants us to hurry so she can give us another test.

And then it's June!
Good that the year's almost over,
But bad 'cause........

Oh no! ! !
The mother of all tests,
And what did you say? We have to take more than one!
I'm done for.

Your sitting there,
hand clenched on the pencil,
face sweating,
and then BINGO!
You get the answer.

You jump up and scream,
in the silent classroom.

You shout out with joy 'cause they’re all over.
No more exams, or quizzes, or tests, or homework.

You bring up you paper and sit back down.
Then it happens.

Excuse me please come up to the front of the room
Right then and there

No it’s not detention?
Whoo Hoo! ! ! !

It’s homework
Well that’s just as bad.

You think, No. No. You didn't just say there's still homework? ?
And we have to do it everyday of the summer! !

You have to be kidding me.
“Oh, just strike me down right here and save me from homework! ! “

But wait,
You say it's fun homework,
homework can't be fun,
or joyous,
or exciting,
or awesome,
or amusing,
or entertaining,

“So we have to do fun homework? ? “
“What is it? “

It is to have fun?
And stay safe? ?

“No, you must be kidding.”

Your not kidding! Really! ! Cool! !
Well see you next year!
If I can stop having fun and come back!


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  • Rookie Bubble Rao (5/20/2007 5:57:00 PM)

    A wonder peice of literature that captures the frustration in the heart of ever middle schooler and high schooler. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Lindsay Snider (3/4/2007 6:27:00 PM)

    good poem...and nice name too... (Report) Reply

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Poems About School

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  2. 2. School Is Not So Cool , Chantel Braatz
  3. 3. In School-Days , John Greenleaf Whittier
  4. 4. Among School Children , William Butler Yeats
  5. 5. The Flower-School , Rabindranath Tagore
  6. 6. School Just School , kerri king
  7. 7. The School Of Metaphysics , Charles Simic
  8. 8. On Old Man's Thought Of School , Walt Whitman
  9. 9. September, The First Day Of School , Howard Nemerov
  10. 10. Address To The Scholars Of The Village S.. , William Wordsworth
  11. 11. A School Song , Rudyard Kipling
  12. 12. Lines Written As A School Exercise At Ha.. , William Wordsworth
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  14. 14. School , Dwayne Earle Gordon
  15. 15. Stay In School , Leon Thomas Lee
  16. 16. Kitchener's School , Rudyard Kipling
  17. 17. The Junior High School Band Concert , David Wagoner
  18. 18. The Latest School , Gilbert Keith Chesterton
  19. 19. Going To School , Clarence Michael James Stani ..
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  26. 26. On The School Bus , Alison Cassidy
  27. 27. The Old Bark School , Henry Lawson
  28. 28. High School Slinger , Omar Ali Sabar
  29. 29. School , Samantha Holstiene
  30. 30. The Old School List , James Kenneth Stephen
  31. 31. School Rhymes , James Clerk Maxwell
  32. 32. Going Back To School , Stephen Vincent Benet
  33. 33. Senryu - Back To School , Don Haney
  34. 34. O The Pressures Of School , Fidelis Patronus
  35. 35. A Little Girl's First School Day , Ben Gieske
  36. 36. Walking Through High School , Heather Hill
  37. 37. (009) My School Conducts Athletic Meet , Risha Ahmed (12 yrs)
  38. 38. I Sent My Child To School Today , Doug Hollywood Davis
  39. 39. The Journey From School And To School , Charles Lamb
  40. 40. (01) A Farewell To My School , Lubna S. Khan
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  42. 42. 'An Old School Valentine' , Linda Winchell
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  46. 46. School , Brian Aji
  47. 47. School Time , jibin joseph
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  49. 49. In School , Elorm Dogbo
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