Professor Poetry Hound
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Do Pets Go To Heaven?
Am I going to be reunited
with all my old pets in heaven?
I sure hope not.
I know you’re probably surprised to hear that.
But the last thing I want to do
is take care of that damn rabbit again.
When We Go To Heaven
When we go, do we all have to play harps? If we do,
I'm assuming we'll instantly know how to play them,
right? It's not like we'll have to take lessons or anything,
right? (cause you know what drudgery that can be - all
those scales. Ugh!)
Reason I'm asking is that, well, do you think I might
ask (politely) if I could forego the harp and instead have
a Hammond B3 organ along with the instant ability to