Poems

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11.
Alternative Voicing: Charge Of The Lightweight Brigade

And so, in conclusion, from the aforementioned,
it can be ascertained that the Light Brigade - which
the reader will discern was the moniker applied to a cavalry
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12.
God's Stain

Do you realize that everything that
happens to you is because of God’s will?
Every time your wife yells at you and
slams the door, it is God’s will. And that
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13.
Big Fat Phonies

Did you know that the bible says it’s an abomination
to eat shellfish? Yesiree, it’s right there in black and
white. No doubt about it. And yet, look at all the self-
righteous bible-quoting bozos complaining about gay
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14.
Superboy

I was thinking about Jesus as a young boy.
You never hear about that side of him.
You just hear about him as a baby in a
manger with straw and Christmas lights,
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15.
Cheesy Music

Do you think Jesus listens to Christian rock music?
If he does, that really lowers him in my estimation.
That music is so cheesy. What kind of music do you
think he listens to? Maybe he listens to everything
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16.
Alternative Voicing: The Cat In The Hat Has A Go With Poe

I sat there with Sally, we sat there, we two
And we could not think of a darn thing to do,

There was nothing to do, also nowhere to go.
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17.
The Fracas I Got Into

Did I tell you about the fracas I got into at
my church? I was in the little church store
admiring a small metal crucifix with a
wooden base. Then I saw that they wanted
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18.

Two roads diverged in the woods of my life,
I’d been down one of those roads before,

And it takes all the inner strength I can muster
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19.
Whoopee Cushion

Back when I was in Sunday School,
this kid put a whoopee cushion
on the pastor’s chair and
the pastor sat on it during the service.
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20.
Scufflers

You know those scufflers in school that just do the
minimum amount of work to pass the class? Well, I
think it’s true in church too. Some people want to do
just the minimum to get into heaven. It’s like they
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