Ramona Thompson


Ramona Thompson Poems

521. I Will Swallow Your Praise 4/21/2009
522. Change Your Deodorant, Oh God! 4/21/2009
523. I Am So Through With Thee! 4/22/2009
524. Get Away From Us All Who Are Fat Tubs Of Lard 4/22/2009
525. I'D Love To Do A Nun Just Like You 4/22/2009
526. I Worship Only The Odd 4/23/2009
527. In Defense Of The Craigslist Killer 4/23/2009
528. Shake 'Em Up 4/24/2009
529. Mama T Ain'T Your Baby Mama 4/24/2009
530. The Craigslist Killer V1 4/27/2009
531. The Craigslist Killer V 2 4/27/2009
532. I'M Not Gonna Abort A Thing 4/28/2009
533. Website Conspiracy 4/29/2009
534. My Thoughts On The American Idol Top Four 4/30/2009
535. How To Avoid The Swine Flu And Keep Your Family Safe 4/30/2009
536. Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories 5/1/2009
537. The Swine Flu Outbreak 5/1/2009
538. The Swine Flu Outbreak V 2 5/4/2009
539. Mama Lied 5/5/2009
540. Hot Cross Buns Rewrite 5/6/2009
541. Jack And The Candlestick Rewrite 5/6/2009
542. Happy Mother's Day 5/7/2009
543. Three Blind Mice-Rewrite 5/7/2009
544. The Cat And The Fiddle Rewrite 5/7/2009
545. Sing A Song Of Six Spence Rewrite 5/8/2009
546. Vote For Adam Lambert Part 1 5/14/2009
547. Adam's Song 5/14/2009
548. Why To Vote For Adam Lambert American Idol Part 2 5/15/2009
549. Adam Lambert Gay Or Straight Part 1 5/15/2009
550. Adam Lambert-Gay Or Straight Part 2 5/15/2009
551. Reason 4 To Vote Adam Lambert For American Idol 2009! 5/16/2009
552. Another Great Reason To Vote Adam Lambert For American Idol 5/17/2009
553. Adam Lambert Is The New Elvis! 5/18/2009
554. Adam Lambert Gay Or Straight V 3 5/18/2009
555. Straight Women Love Him Too 5/18/2009
556. The Final Reasons To Vote Adam Lambert Your American Idol! 5/19/2009
557. Cuttin' Off My Ritz 5/20/2009
558. Stand By Your Lesbian 5/20/2009
559. All Sides 5/20/2009
560. Kris Allen-Your New American Idol 5/21/2009

Comments about Ramona Thompson

  • Valerie Mahaney (Kaupp) (2/19/2012 10:41:00 PM)

    *correction* In reference to your poem Daddy Drinks because You Cry Wow, your poor unloved child...I am sure there are loving couples out there that would love to love your child the way a human being should be loved...Adoption; give your child a chance...unless CPS already has her. WOW, I hope it's not too late for your daughter! Not only are you a disgrace to poets and writers everywhere but to the whole human race...you make terrorists sound nice!

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  • Melissa Medrano (8/3/2009 10:00:00 PM)

    Omg I love the poem! ! ! ! It is awesome. I love lesbians :) Nice work.

  • Ashley Sturgeon (11/20/2008 11:54:00 AM)

    You are really sick and twisted you don't care what your poems say or who they hurt or offend you should be banned from writing you are a disgrace to poets everywhere if you think your poems are funny they are not

Best Poem of Ramona Thompson

Oral Sex

One look in your eyes and tonight I am sickened
Rolling and shivering I can feel my skin crawling in bitter repulsion
All day I have been dreading the question that I knew tonight you would be asking
Lust burns in your gaze devouring me as if I were nothing more to you than a piece of meat

Surely you would't force me into an act of submission that you know I don't want
Eww! Now I can hear you unzipping and pulling it out
XXX rape is what I guess will my punishment for still loving you even after all these years of torment

2008 Ramona Thompson

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Modern Day Beatles Songs

I Want To Marry A Man-Gay Rights Rewrite!

Rewrite of The Beatle's I Want To Hold Your Hand

Oh no, got no right to rob me of my equal feeling
I think it's so sad
How you misunderstand
Think I don't deserve my same feeling

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