Ramona Thompson Poems

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

All the king's horses
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Pease porridge hot!
Pease porridge cold!
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old
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A dark work of fiction about a nurse who goes too far

Can't stand to see them in such terrible pain
And so upon them I take the unmost pity
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Questions to ponder now that America has its first ever black president

1. Will the KKK finally give up their racist way or will this only fuel this hatered to far worse heights?
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Nemo repente fit turpissimus
No man ever became extremely wicked all at once
It happens slowly
Over time
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Veni, vidi, vici
I came, I saw, I conquered
Now I have returned
In another far more powerful body
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Rewrite of Jesus Loves Me from the movie, The Bodyguard

oo oo oo you gave a s.t.d. to me
Yes, this burning sensation tells me so
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To move on with my life
To start myself on the road to recovery from a broken
heart
I hope and pray that you will understand
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A erotic rewrite/parody tribute of Boyz 2 Men's I'll Make Love To You for the one and only hot sexy Orlando Bloom

Closing my eyes, I've made my wish
Blown out the candlelight
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A dark rewrite/parody of the classic song You Are So Beautiful

Written for my ex
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