Ramona Thompson Poems

Hit Title Date Added
151.
Elvis Presley

Every hound dog has his day
Long live the king, but now we really must be movin' on
Viva Las Vegas
It's been fun, but now it's truely over
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152.
Incest Sex Part 2

I love my brother and he loves me too in what many of you might call a most sinful way
Nothing wrong at all with how we feel about one another or so our pa tells us
Could't bring myself to be so close to another man even if I wanted to
Eight years now we have been not only the best of friends, but the best of lovers as well
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153.
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep Rewrite

Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
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154.
Police Are Rapists

Police are nothing more than rapists
Agree or disagree with the statement above?
You tell me
Do you not believe as I believe?
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155.
Frosty The Ho Man

Erotic parody of the Christmas classic Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the ho man
Was a horny naughty soul
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156.
Lesbian Women

Ladies, ladies, ladies
Exceptions to my straight laced rules I just can't make
So please do understand my sweet lovely babes
Bi curious or gay for you I just can't be
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157.
Transexual Escort

The best of both worlds
Rush rush
Now now
If you want some of my sugar so sweet
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158.
Pms Mood Rising

Rewrite of CCR's Bad Moon Rising

I feel a PMS mood rising
If I wanna live to see another day
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159.
Dissociative Identity Disorder V 2

Don't you dare mess with our Ramona
In her psyche deep
We wait to be called upon
Saviors when there is too much pressure in her life to handle
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160.
Multiple Personalities

Dark rewrite of the classic song, Personality

Over and over
I've tried to tell you
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