Ramona Thompson Poems

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61.
Love-How I Hate This Feeling

All twisted
Torn up inside
Don't know what to do
How to act
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62.
It Was My Birthday Yesterday

It was my birthday yesterday
The worst day of my life
My 30th birthday
No party
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63.
Walking Through A Nuclear Wonderland

Dark rewrite of the Christmas classic, Walking Through A Winter Wonderland

Warning sirens blare
Are you listening?
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64.
Miley Cyrus

Maybe it's time that I finally grew up and moved on
In an instant ripping away that boring goody goody image Disney inpaled upon me
Loosened up and ready
Every part of me
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65.
I'M A Virgin

I know that many of you are never going to believe me
But I swear it's true
No lie
For no man have I ever lay down
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66.
Too Horny Not To Tell Toby

Week after week
I can't seem to stop it
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67.
Horny, That's What I Feel

Warning! The following may not be suitable for all readers or ages!

A kinky parody of the classic song Money, That's What I Want
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68.
Lesbian Girlfriend

1st Verse
Girlfriend
I'm gonna tell your boyfriend (yeah)
Tell him (woo hoo)
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69.
O Tempora! O Mores!

O tempora! O mores!
What times! What manners!
What has man done?
What has man made of himself?
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70.
The Puppy Girl Song

Written for and inspired by a low down dirty man who thinks it is ok to treat women as dogs.

Got me growling
Cos you're barking orders
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