Ramona Thompson


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Hits of May 8, 2009 Wednesday

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1 1 Million Myspace Friends 4
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2 10 Harsh Things That Life On This Cruel World Has Taught Me 8
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3 10 Must Have Experiences This Virgin Wants To Have.... 3
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4 10 Reasons Not To Vote For The Black Guy 3
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5 24/7 Horny 5
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6 A Beatle's Revenge 1
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7 A Bullet In His Back 1
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8 A Message For Gay Men Everywhere 1 1
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9 A Open Letter To A Rockstar 1
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10 A Parody Of My Country Tis Of Thee 5
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11 A Question Of Humanity 2
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12 A Real Poet 1
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13 A Scary Valentine 1
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14 A Teacher Fights Back 1
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15 Abraham Lincoln 1
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16 Adam Lambert 1
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17 Adolf Hilter 2
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18 Adonis 1
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19 Afternoon Fright 1
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20 Ain'T No Boobs Big Enough 1
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21 All I Want For Christmas Is Lukas Rossi 4
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22 All Muslims Are Terrorists! 1
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23 Amy 1
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24 Anal Avalanche 1
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25 Ann Coulter-Real American Hero 2
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26 Baa, Baa, Black Sheep Rewrite 4
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27 Bad Education 12
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28 Barbie 2
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29 Bi Bi Bi 1
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30 Bitch All You Can Bitch! 4
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31 Blake Lewis 1
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32 Blowjob Offer 2
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33 Bob The Blowjob Giver 4
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34 Born To Make You Horny 2
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35 Breast Implants 3 1
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36 Britney's Secret 1
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37 Cancer Caregiver 1
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38 Child Molester 2
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39 Cinderella's Poem 10
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40 Cock A Bye Baby 1
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41 Cold And Distant 1
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42 Conner 1
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43 Crazy Little Stalker Named Mike 2
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44 Da Zombie Code 1
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45 Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 4
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46 Dana Ashbrook 1
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47 Das Ewig-Weibliche Zieht Uns Hinan 1
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48 Date Rape 1
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49 Dating Resume 1
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50 Debbie 1
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51 Did She Get Away With Murder? 1
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52 Elvis Presley 2
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53 Facilis Descensus Averno 1
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54 Female Escort (Women) 1
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55 Frost 1
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56 Frost-Erotic 2
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57 Frosty The Ho Man 1
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58 Gay In The U.S.A. 2
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59 Gay Men 1
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60 Get Away From Us All Who Are Fat Tubs Of Lard 1
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61 God Hates This Heart 40
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62 Going To The Clinic 1
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63 Grandma Got Aids From A Reindeer 3
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64 Half A Lesbian 3
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65 Hannah Montana 1
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66 Happy Birthday Lukas-Sexy Style 3
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67 Happy Mother's Day 9
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68 Hayden Panettiere 1
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69 Heaven In My Mouth Tonight 7
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70 Hero Or Zero- Wrestler-Chris Benoit 1
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71 He's A Rapist! 2
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72 He's Cheating On You 4
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73 Homo Proponit, Sed Deus Disponit 2
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74 How To Avoid The Swine Flu And Keep Your Family Safe 1
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75 Humpty Dumpty Rewrite 2
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76 I Am So Through With Thee! 1
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77 I Am Woman 3
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78 I Hate Myself For Raping You 1
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79 I Kissed A Guy 4
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80 I Love Making Love To Married Men 1
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81 I Love To Shoot Up 1
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82 I Love You From Afar 1
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83 I Made Love To Darth Vader 1
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84 I Told My Mother I Was Going To Kill Myself 1
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85 I Wanna Be Seperated 1
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86 I Wanna Know Who The Father Is 1
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87 I Wanna Rape Somebody 3
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88 I Want A New Date Rape Drug 1
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89 I Want My Baby Back 1
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90 I Want You To Rape Me 14
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91 I Will Swallow Your Praise 1
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92 I Wish You Would'T Bury Me On Christmas 1
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93 Ich Kahn Nicht Anders 1
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94 I'D Love To Do A Nun Just Like You 2
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95 If I Were A Sex Toy 1
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96 If It Was'T Rape 10
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97 If Mothers Ruled The World 4
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98 I'Ll Make Love To Me 1
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99 I'M Not Gonna Abort A Thing 1
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100 I'M Not Perfect..... 3
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101 In Defense Of The Craigslist Killer 2
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102 Indiscretion 1
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103 Jessica Simpson-Simply Irresistible 1
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104 John F Kennedy 1
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105 John Mark Karr 1
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106 Jonbenet Ramsey 2
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107 Judex Damnatur Cum Nocens Absolvitur 1
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108 Just Got Raped 1
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109 Ktmcphrsn 1
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110 La Donna E' Mobile Qual Piuma Al Vento 1
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111 La Illah Illa Allah 3
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112 Laborate Est Orare 1
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113 Lee 1
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114 Lesbian 1
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115 Lesbian Girl 2
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116 Lesbian Woman-V 1 13
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117 Lesbian Women 1
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118 Lesbians On A Plane-Verison 1 1
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119 Libre...Libre Para Expresar 1
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120 Lice Lice Baby-A Vanilla Ice Parody 1
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121 Lo Que Siento En El Corazor 1
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122 Love Story 1
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123 Lukas Rossi 1
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124 Lukas Rossi For President 1
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125 Lukas Rossi Online 1
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126 Lukas Rossi Sucks 1
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127 Lukas Rossi's Baby 1
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128 Lukas Rossi's Booty For Hire 1
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129 Lukas Rossi's Eyes 1
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130 Lukas Rossi-The Next Freddie Mercury 2
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131 Making Love On The Moon 1
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132 Mama Lied 1
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133 Mama T Ain'T Your Baby Mama 2
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134 Mama Would You 1
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135 Mary Had A Little Lamb Rewrite 1
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136 Mighty Horny Power Rangers 19
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137 Miley Cyrus 1
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138 Mother 1
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139 My Love Is Strange 1
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140 My Secret Shame 1
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141 My Thoughts On The American Idol Top Four 2
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142 Myspace 1
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143 Naked On Myspace 1
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144 Narc 1
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145 No Life Left To Live 1
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146 No More Queers 2
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147 No Strings Attached 1
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148 O.J.'s Got A Gun 1
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149 Obama Vs. Mccain 1
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150 Oh Horny Night 5
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151 Omar 2
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152 On The Cover Of The Playboy Magazine 1
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153 Oral Sex 9
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154 Orgasm! What A Feeling! 3
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155 Pease Porridge Hot Rewrite 4
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156 Pirate Love 1
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157 Poeta Nascitur, Non Fit 1
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158 Polygamist Part 2 1
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159 Power Rangers Lust Galaxy 16
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160 Power Rangers Masturbation Force 1
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161 Power Rangers Ninja Virgin 1
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162 Power Rangers Paranormal Force 1
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163 Power Rangers Pop Stars 1
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164 Power Rangers Porno Thunder 7
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165 Power Rangers S.T.D. 4
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166 Power Rangers Swallowed In Space 2
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167 Power Rangers Wax Music 3
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168 Power Rangers-Orgasm Overdrive 3
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169 Pregnant Is Just An Excuse For Being Fat 3
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170 Purple Pain-A Parody 23
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171 Quit Playing Games With My Heart Monitor 3
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172 Racecar 2
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173 Ramona's 2009 Predictions 1
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174 Ramona's Eye For The Gay Guy 1
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175 Ramona's Hot Sex Tips 2009 1
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176 Ramona's Sexual Wish List 2008 2
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177 Ramona's Theme 1
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178 Rape Is Just Another Way Of Saying I Love You 5
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179 Rape Me Again 4
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180 Rape-A Parody 6
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181 Raper 1
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182 R-E-S-P-E-C-T 1
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183 Rock 'N Roll Heaven 4
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184 Rot Stuff 1
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185 Rudolph The Nazi Reindeer 1
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186 Second Chance 3
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187 Secure 1
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188 Sex Crave Mood 10
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189 Sex Games 3
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190 Shake 'Em Up 2
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191 She Has What I Want 3
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192 She Won'T Swallow It 5
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193 Skinhead Verison 1 5
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194 Skinhead Verison 2 2
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195 Slime-A Miley Cyrus Rewrite 1
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196 Slow Down 1
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197 Snakes On A Plane 2 1
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198 Stop My Dream 1
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199 Summer Snackin' 1
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200 Sweet Hannah Montanna 3
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201 Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories 5
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202 Tara Conner-Miss Con Artist U.S.A. 2
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203 Ted 1
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204 Teen Sex 10
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205 That's It! You'Re Going Up For Adoption! 5
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206 The Cat And The Fiddle Rewrite 1
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207 The Craigslist Killer V1 1
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208 The Puppy Girl Song 3
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209 The Rossi Posse On Myspace 1
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210 The Swine Flu Outbreak 1
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211 This Haunted Halloween House 2
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212 This Little Pig Went To Market 2
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213 Thompson 1
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214 Three Blind Mice-Rewrite 4
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215 Three-Vision 2 1
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216 Too Shy To Tell Rossi 1
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217 Toxic 1
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218 Turn Up The Radiation 3
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219 Underwood 3
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220 Valdez 3
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221 Valdez-Erotic 1
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222 Virgin Cravings 1
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223 Vivamus, Mea Lesbia, Atque Amemus 1
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224 Walking Through A Nuclear Wonderland 1
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225 Waxwork 1
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226 Wendy 1
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227 We'Re A Psycho Family 9
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228 What If She Had 1
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229 What Obama Knew 1
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230 Where Do Aborted Babies Go 1
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231 Women And Rape 3
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232 Yolana 1
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233 Your Sex Is Shh! 6
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234 You'Re No God 4
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235 Zimmerman-Erotic 3
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Average 2.6 0.0
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  • Hits: Number of visitors who read the poem on the given date.
  • Posts: Number of visitors who posted the poem to a friend (via e-mail) on the given date.
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