Randy Johnson

Randy Johnson Poems

1. A 2nd Poem About Hoss 9/9/2005
2. 4th Of July 9/4/2005
3. We Have To Talk 9/5/2005
4. Sylvester 9/5/2005
5. Let's Step Outside 9/5/2005
6. Respect 9/5/2005
7. Twister 9/10/2005
8. Agnes 9/10/2005
9. Toothless 9/17/2005
10. Yellow Pocket Bike 9/3/2005
11. Attacked 9/3/2005
12. I'M No Superhero 9/15/2005
13. Home Improvement 9/18/2005
14. My Crappy Go Cart 9/20/2005
15. Rain & Thunderstorms 7/6/2006
16. I Got A Lickin For Eating A Chicken 7/18/2006
17. Liars! 9/3/2006
18. He Ate All Of The Doughnuts 9/18/2006
19. You Should Be Put In Your Place 10/10/2006
20. Turns To Gold 10/30/2006
21. Superficial 11/1/2006
22. Farewell Jack Palance 11/16/2006
23. Records 12/5/2006
24. Norman Part 3 12/16/2006
25. Ford 12/28/2006
26. She Poured My Beers Down The Drain 12/29/2006
27. End Of 2006 12/31/2006
28. Child Beater 1/3/2007
29. Picking Up Women 1/5/2007
30. Our Vows Meant Nothing To Her 1/10/2007
31. Don'T Have The Special! 1/27/2007
32. Heaven 2/6/2007
33. Anna Nicole 2/9/2007
34. Farley Forever 3/31/2007
35. P.O.W. 4/9/2007
36. Incompetent Doctor 9/20/2005
37. Sent To Prison 4/15/2006
38. You Killed My Son's Cat 5/1/2007
39. Swastika 5/6/2007
40. Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming 6/8/2007

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  • Rahman Henry Rahman Henry (8/28/2019 10:02:00 AM)

    ‘‘Elvice Presley: The Same Amount of Time‘’: I love Elvice and his town Memphis; and now through this poem, I love you too. I've translated this poem into Bengali, so that my people can enjoy your poetic feelings for Alvice in their mother language. Best wishes, dear poet.

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  • Michael C (5/20/2019 4:49:00 PM)

    Garfield by Randy Johnson can only be described as a modern masterpiece. Despite being written in 2007 I can still call it a modern masterpiece for its beauty transcends time itself. As I go through my life I will look back to the fondness that is Garfield the poem.

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  • Chuy Amante Chuy Amante (12/3/2017 8:39:00 PM)

    Very fun stuff! ! ! ! !

    I think of nutty titles too and on occassion write about them.
    You do it so freely and well! !

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  • Gene Gamble (1/26/2009 9:22:00 PM)

    God wants us to be happy: In this poem your route to heaven in theology & Truth is in error. There was a price that was paid and it is a choice. Not of works. Read John 3: 16 again. Make what one is accountable for, not of misleading in the teachings of the Gospel message. Let the Spirit guide you. God bless.

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  • Native Dreamer (1/7/2009 5:04:00 PM)

    'I told you I was sick' words written on the great comedian Spike Milligans headstone. Humours a great force of social change keep it up. Maybe if you did it on the streets you might get loose change. Dont be crude cause it might turn nude I speak in rhyme all the time. This comment is dragging on sorry keep on enjoying writing.

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  • Corey Threet (6/13/2008 8:48:00 PM)

    You have some very humorous poems I love your style unfortunately Frozen tongue was not fictional in my lol thnx for the entrainment

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  • Tyease Collins Tyease Collins (5/29/2008 7:31:00 PM)

    'He looka lika man' Hilarious show and poem. That was too priceless.


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  • unknown Viper (1/2/2008 6:34:00 PM)

    on'Loch Ness monster raped me'. very funny...maybe to propagate its specie :)

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Best Poem of Randy Johnson

A Date With Pamela Anderson

I met Pamela Anderson and we went on a date.
She was very becoming and everything went great.
It was an honor to date this star.
I made her forget about Tommy Lee and it wasn't hard.

When I first asked her out, she decided to resist.
But at the end of our date she and I kissed.
As I popped the question, I got down on one knee and begged.
And you're most likely aware that I'm pulling your leg.

Read the full of A Date With Pamela Anderson

Yellow Pocket Bike

I love cruising on my yellow pocket bike.
As I ride down the road, I love what it feels like.
It has a semi-automatic transmission with four gears.
The sound of its engine is music to my ears.
My bike is small but it has 70 CCs of power.
It will go up to fifty miles per hour.
But I never go fast.
I treat this bike like a baby because I want it to last.
Parents should exercise caution because these bikes aren't toys.